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    [–] Being held is my deepest fantasy. pancakesfordintonite 5 points ago in confessions

    Oh my gosh! I was looking at our usernames. I was like I don't get it

    [–] Being held is my deepest fantasy. pancakesfordintonite 5 points ago in confessions

    Haha where? I feel confused for some reason

    [–] Being held is my deepest fantasy. pancakesfordintonite 54 points ago in confessions

    My best friend and I are like that. We fall asleep on the couch with our legs across each other's laps quite a bit

    [–] MLB World Series Champions - Games Won (1903 - 2019) pancakesfordintonite 2 points ago in minnesotatwins

    Unless they're the Mariners. In that case they haven't even been to the world series

    [–] MLB World Series Champions - Games Won (1903 - 2019) pancakesfordintonite 4 points ago in minnesotatwins

    How come I still can't wrap my head around what this is supposed to mean? Is it all-time victories or teams that have won the world series?

    [–] This 1400 year old ginkgo tree (by Han Fei) pancakesfordintonite 3 points ago in nextfuckinglevel

    Those are nice pair of tree titties. There was a tree not far from where I worked that I thought look like a booty but everyone told me it was titties

    [–] This 1400 year old ginkgo tree (by Han Fei) pancakesfordintonite 16 points ago in nextfuckinglevel

    I always thought they smelled like dog shit. But apparently it's a female trees that stink the male ones don't. Or maybe I have that backwards

    [–] This is Benny. He was the therapy dog at the middle school in the town I live. He's being forced into retirement because of his health. I guess I just wanted the world to know about this wonderful pupper. pancakesfordintonite 1 points ago in dogswithjobs

    Who hurt you? How did you come up with that? Don't be ignorant, the dog is there for everyone.

    The school environment is not toxic, the dog belongs to an employee and they thought it would be a wonderful idea to bring him in and it worked out very well. People responded to it him very positively. Kids can come from a bad home environment and the dog can help. Maybe you need a therapy dog to loosen up. Damn