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    [–] We've gotten a little extra snow up here in Maine. I don't think our fence will contain the dogs anymore... port-girl 5 points ago in Wellthatsucks

    This title sounds like a diary entry:

    DAY 71: We've gotten a little extra snow up here in Maine. I don't think our fence will contain the dogs anymore. We are nearing the last of our flour, and I'm not sure when we will make it to town again with this snow. Our horse went lame this month past, we are home bound now for certain. Jane is fixing to sewing our...........

    [–] Inmates working nearby help break into car with baby locked inside port-girl 7 points ago in HumansBeingBros

    Huh. Isn't funny how people all like different things. I watched Antman and the Wasp last night and was thinking how much I like Paul Rudd. On the other hand I really dont like some people other like - for example - I'll skip an Adam Sandlet movie every time.

    [–] My wife’s drawing of bed time at our house port-girl 18 points ago in thisismylifenow

    Haha. I made one of those pictures years ago too. Here's mine :)

    (No) Sleep

    [–] Parents of reddit, what's the funniest reason you've been called into school to collect your child? port-girl 7 points ago in AskReddit

    When my son was in kindergarten he had show and tell in his class. There was a book in his class, and each page had different animal faces with holes for the eyes, nose and mouth that kids could look through. During his show and tell he turned his back to show the class a surprise and when he turned back around to face the class he had the page with the elephant face open and his dink in the hole of the elephant trunk. I got a phone call home.

    [–] Selfie with mark ! port-girl 5 points ago in Marvel

    I thought the same thing...and I searched images....I think OP took this on selfie mode and mark is actually backward to what we usually see of him. Also, he is frumpy in this photo.

    [–] Don’t be sad it’s over, be happy it happened... port-girl 1 points ago in BlackPeopleTwitter

    Sometimes I wonder if, while he is drafting his eloquent and heartfelt messages, Obama laughs a bit to himself knowing how many people will read his message and pause to reflect on just how fucking stupid Donald Trump is.

    [–] She's not wrong port-girl 3 points ago in WhitePeopleTwitter

    Frick. I was wishing that was more of a thing.

    [–] Hit the jackpot - $2 at my local discount grocer! port-girl 3 points ago in vegan

    Lifelight is a company that was recently purchased by HUGE food producer Maple Leaf Foods. I have seen it popping up all over. Maple Leafs distribution channels will be a big big asset to getting this vegan food in markets all over the world.

    [–] WCGW Overtaking with almost no visibility on icy road port-girl -3 points ago * (lasted edited 4 days ago) in Whatcouldgowrong

    I live in rural Ontario and I totally agree with you. If you cannot drive appropriately for the road conditions, then don't drive. I've left early plenty of times and still been late because someone was out driving when they shouldn't be and backed up traffic behind them. I'm not saying that guy was OK to pass, but mile after mile of following someone who wont pull over and is making you late is maddening.

    edit to add: I also want to point out that lots of people live in this regularily. Where I live it's been snowing all week, and when it stops snowing, the blowing snow across the highways is going to make it seem like it's snowing anyways. Safe driving is keeping with traffic. If there are 20 cars on the road driving 30, and you're driving 15 - you are the exception - Drivers Ed 101 says that person (the slow driver) is causing the dangerous situation. I don't KNOW that's the case here, but I'm just saying, slow drivers are safety hazards as well.

    [–] Full Circle Funny port-girl 1 points ago in funny

    I found it on r/funny when I screen-shotted it - so it didnt occur to me to check the rules....I now see that it is breaking some rules. But it's still funny. Imma ride it out.

    [–] I can only make plunging noises in my head trying to pronounce this port-girl 1 points ago in funny

    I'll have you know I just strategically screen shotted this, keeping your comment in, to text to my daughter because that's funny af.

    [–] Some kid thinks he’s reviewing a place in fortnite port-girl 58 points ago in KidsAreFuckingStupid

    I like how he was like, I'm very unhappy with this, but I'm still going to give it 3 stars.

    [–] My Daughter Made Me These Delighful Vegan Cookies. port-girl 43 points ago * (lasted edited 5 days ago) in veganrecipes

    Edit: So, fun fact for the icing. She used a can of Duncan Hines Whipped Vanilla and mixed colouring into it. I actually did not think that it was vegan until I read the ingredients and then checked online and - surprise it was! She was initially making half with icing and half without - but she ended up icing them all because of the accidental vegan!

    [–] Desk with hidden laptop compartment port-girl 2 points ago in oddlysatisfying

    I would do this one time. Then my laptop would stay on my desk.