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    [–] Astronaut mice in the ISS are the heroes we need probenation 39 points ago in gifs

    How do they contain the tiny poos that must be floating around?

    [–] Horsepower probenation 30 points ago in gifs

    Man that horse is ripped. Reminds me of that jacked kangaroo that would crush metal pails with its fore paws.

    [–] TIL that Dogs Can Sniff Out Cancer With 95% Accuracy, According To Study probenation 8 points ago in todayilearned

    Hard to believe that you can basically have a living Star Trek medical tricorder that also eats shit out of the cat’s litter box.

    [–] What was your worst encounter with a goose? probenation 163 points ago in AskReddit

    Poster went "below the hard deck" with that response.

    [–] Sophie, my office manager probenation 114 points ago in aww

    "I can do your job in my sleep".

    Cats are so passive aggressive.

    [–] The team is still trying to determine the cause of the crash probenation 2 points ago in gifs

    The dark side is STRONG with this kitty. Darth Prissy-Pants has a bright future as a Sith lord.

    [–] Martika - Toy Soldiers [Pop] probenation 1 points ago in Music

    There is a quality remix somewhere waiting to happen with this song.

    [–] Boston Dynamics robots doing heavy warehouse work probenation 15 points ago in gifs

    They will only improve exponentially from here on out. If this is the slowest they go, human workers are screwed.

    [–] The swiffer has a rival...behold, the woofer. probenation 3 points ago in gifs

    They need to remove the wet jet feature from this model, though.

    [–] Wife suprised me with this today. I should wife her. probenation 4 points ago in gaming

    My taste buds aren’t the same after I took an arrow in the knee...

    [–] LPT: Your gut instinct about things is usually correct. Use it to navigate your way through life. probenation 1 points ago in LifeProTips

    You never know. Even though you may think it is wrong, it still may be right in the end. Your journey is not yet over.

    I am with the OP. Trust your gut.

    [–] Another gem for the JK Rowling twitter account probenation 80 points ago in funny

    A jet of green light issued from Voldemort’s penis just as a jet of red light blasted from Harry’s – they met in mid-air – and suddenly, Harry’s penis was vibrating as though an electric charge was surging through it; his hand had seized up around it; he couldn’t have released it if he’d wanted to – and a narrow beam of light was now connecting the two penises, neither red nor green, but bright, deep gold – and Harry, following the beam with his astonished gaze, saw that Voldemort’s long white fingers, too, were gripping a penis that was shaking and vibrating.

    [–] That’s not how you use an umbrella! probenation 17 points ago in sports

    She is the human version of a roomba. Bouncing off something and repositioning over and over, while still failing to do a good job at its original task.

    [–] Pence instructs NASA to return astronauts to the moon in 2025 'by any means necessary' probenation 18 points ago in space

    With the proposed budget cuts, perhaps Pence is expecting NASA to get to the moon using "thoughts and prayers".

    [–] The author of the Martian is hilarious probenation 2 points ago in funny

    So what does Charlotte write in her web after that?

    [–] This pet bed size chart probenation 3 points ago in mildlyinteresting

    I would have liked to see a fat cat silhouette for small.

    [–] Improvise. Adapt. Overcome probenation 7 points ago in funny

    After watching Mary Poppins, I believe that technically counts as a fly lure.

    [–] Kim got roasted! probenation 4 points ago in funny

    To be clear, only Campbell’s chicken noodle soup can cure a “cold dead heart”. You need to use their clam chowder to combat “heartless bastard syndrome”.

    [–] At work we sold every banana but one probenation 21 points ago in mildlyinteresting

    If the photo taker did not purchase and consume that banana, they are a monster.