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    [–] “Give it to us raw, precious!” randijeanw 192 points ago in funny

    This reminds me of the story Maurice Sendak shared about a fan.

    “Once a little boy sent me a charming card with a little drawing on it. I loved it. I answer all my children’s letters — sometimes very hastily — but this one I lingered over. I sent him a card and I drew a picture of a Wild Thing on it. I wrote, “Dear Jim: I loved your card.” Then I got a letter back from his mother and she said, “Jim loved your card so much he ate it.” That to me was one of the highest compliments I’ve ever received. He didn’t care that it was an original Maurice Sendak drawing or anything. He saw it, he loved it, he ate it.”

    [–] Because kindness matters randijeanw 0 points ago in blackpeoplegifs

    Because this is the internet, I totally expected him to take the turtle to the side of the road and bunt it.

    [–] Any Raleigh, NC nannies out there? randijeanw 1 points ago in Nanny

    There is typical southern culture, sure. But most of the triangle (Raleigh/Durham/Chapel Hill) are transplants here for tech jobs, or opportunities at our plethora of incredible Universities. We’ve got Research Triangle Park, Raleigh’s downtown tech scene is booming, not to mention Duke and UNC. A lot of the old traditions are backwater crazy (romanticism of the confederacy, institutionalized racism, economic and racial segregation), but that’s becoming less prominent as time moves forward. Tolerance of people different than you is the name of the game for finding success nannying in the triangle.

    [–] People who have themselves as a phone background, why? randijeanw 2 points ago in AskReddit

    Every person has a “THAT kid” in their experience, but everyone takes a turn being “THAT kid” for someone else.

    [–] Anyone else prank their nk’s? randijeanw 3 points ago in Nanny

    I cut my head years ago and now I have a lump as a scar on my scalp. I convinced all the kids that I was growing a horn and turning into a unicorn. The future unicorn me became kind of like a running gag. “Your hair is getting long, Nanny! It’s your mane coming in!” and practicing our Unicorn trots/dances/gallops/whatever. Then one day I picked the kids up from school wearing the unicorn horse mask. The chaos was delightful.

    [–] 1 month free trials are the best randijeanw 1 points ago in funny

    I def thought it was Eddie Izzard.

    [–] 23 year old Doomer starter pack randijeanw 2 points ago in starterpacks

    Isn’t this just 23 for the top of the bell curve?

    [–] Good tattoo shops in Raleigh? randijeanw 2 points ago in raleigh

    Triple Moon Tattoo near Glenwood South is a little slice of excellence here in Raleigh. Check out Candice Tekus.

    [–] Introverts of Reddit, how do you deal with huggers? randijeanw 1 points ago in AskReddit

    As a hugger, these comments are giving me the warm and fuzzies. Hugs for everyone!

    [–] Meanwhile in the bronx. randijeanw 0 points ago in funny

    Uhhh... why is having a healthy fear of guns a bad idea? I get looking at the humorous side, but accidental shootings are a thing. Guns serve no purpose other to inspire death, injury, and fear.

    [–] ELI5: Medicare vs. Medicaid vs. Obamacare randijeanw 0 points ago in explainlikeimfive

    Medicare is for the older and disabled. Medicare pays 80% of all costs.

    Medicaid is for people who make below a certain amount.

    Obamacare is personal health care (at different rates depending) that you pay for from the government.

    [–] Rant about humans. randijeanw 2 points ago in Nanny

    I nanny kids of all colors, and have gotten called a slut when on the bus multiple times.

    [–] Is a soft boiled egg a thing (6) randijeanw 2 points ago in highthoughts

    Yes and they are delicious. It’s kinda like an over easy yolk and a hard boiled white. Cut your toast into strips, lop off the top of the egg, and enjoy your delicious dunking fest.

    [–] Found in my Raleigh backyard. What kind is it? randijeanw 20 points ago in raleigh

    If they write your name in the web, it means you’re gonna die.

    [–] What is the most "r/iam14andthisisdeep" thing that you have done? randijeanw 1 points ago in AskReddit

    “I sit here in the dark Wondering if I’ll make my mark. Where am I going? What am I gonna do? My past makes my future look like poo”