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    [–] [Poetry] WednesdayOS runlock 3 points ago in youtubehaiku

    It was a long time coming <3

    [–] [Poetry] WednesdayOS runlock 338 points ago in youtubehaiku

    You're welcome :D All credit to /u/zimonitrome for making this though! I just posted it ;)

    [–] [Poetry] WednesdayOS runlock 50 points ago in youtubehaiku

    The jig is up

    [–] [Poetry] WednesdayOS runlock 41 points ago in youtubehaiku

    You do realise that it's literally the third development stage of fucking frogs right?

    [–] TFL have nerfed the secret commuter code for knowing where to stand on platforms. TFL pls. runlock 6 points ago in london

    I witnessed this last week. Commuters took the green boxes as the only place to be standing despite staff repeatedly telling them to move 😒

    [–] IE7 is the most beloved web browser now! runlock 7 points ago in ProgrammerHumor

    The irony being that IE7 wouldn't actually be able to render twitter properly xD

    [–] Ironically in the microsoft store runlock 1 points ago in PBSOD

    Genuinely love that even MS don't run edge

    [–] [Poetry] Protogent Antivirus Rap runlock 2 points ago in youtubehaiku

    Janet called from HR at /r/HailCorporate/ and wants to have a talk about this repeated behaviour

    [–] [Haiku] Hey hey runlock 3 points ago in youtubehaiku

    This song always brings this to mind

    [–] "My fan was making too much noise!" runlock 16 points ago in techsupportgore

    How to turn your laptop into a toaster in 3 easy steps!!

    [–] Cop car makes the most badass entrance ever to a street disturbance runlock 1 points ago in videos

    Haha no way, Lived in Gillingham for 3 years. Worst mistake of my life. Neighbours kept having domestic disputes, one time I heard one of them shout "GO ON THEN, STAB ME CUNT"! Found blood on their doorstep the next day. Good times good times.

    [–] Thanks for not actually telling me what you're changing. runlock 12 points ago in assholedesign

    They do this because of something called A/B testing. Usually they have a bunch of different things they're trialling for the app thrown in and will activate that new feature remotely for a random percentage of it's userbase to see if it's worth rolling out 100% based on feedback. If they wrote that in the update notes people would call them liars for not actually having said features and in a sense they'd be right + maybe there is too much to throw in there as there is a character limit.

    I do find this sort of thing annoying though, Facebook is rolling out so many convoluted and confusing features that it's digging itself deeper and deeper into a grave

    [–] I turned myself into a nickel! I'm Nickel Rick!!! runlock 2 points ago in rickandmorty

    This sub is one big shitpost it's insane. It's like everyone's gone mad waiting for S3 and instead just rehashing what content we have

    [–] [Poetry] WAKE ME UP runlock 2 points ago in youtubehaiku

    If reposts on reddit were bread and cheese, Not being hungry would be a breeze

    Reposts are a thing on reddit sshhhhh

    [–] How to prevent SQL injection runlock 276 points ago in ProgrammerHumor

    Someone should email them about MongoDB

    [–] [Haiku] Low Notes runlock 1 points ago in youtubehaiku

    This is basically someone's dad who's decided to beat the midlife and try this new fangled "Internet" they're all on about