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    [–] I'm a brand new dasher. Anything to keep in mind? sadmachine88 1 points ago in doordash

    Usually they have a lot of buildings and the numbers can be hard to see, especially at night. And customers expect you to just be able to figure it out on your own.

    Though I had one guy at a big complex give me directions with landmarks and instructions for every stop sign. Doing the Lord’s work that one

    [–] Jussie Smollett attack: Smollett charged with disorderly conduct for filing false police report, prosecutors say sadmachine88 1 points ago in news

    I don’t think it’s necessarily a racism thing but a demographic thing. They tend to be older white people and that’s not the main Empire audience. There are exceptions of course.

    [–] Jussie Smollett attack: Smollett charged with disorderly conduct for filing false police report, prosecutors say sadmachine88 1 points ago in news

    I saw on some article that one of the detectives was initially suspicious because “no Trump supporter watches Empire” lol

    Based on my interactions with Trump supporters, they’re all watching NCIS and Young Sheldon

    [–] Who asked her? sadmachine88 471 points ago in insanepeoplefacebook

    Been getting so tired of antivax stuff. I’m here for the good old fashioned racism

    [–] Following the "start the day right" trend sadmachine88 21 points ago in doordash

    Not nearly as cool but today my first run was $15 for a $5 Wendy’s order. How does that even work

    [–] Emerging new company starterpack sadmachine88 28 points ago in starterpacks

    Something you can call out during intercourse. Aviato

    [–] Sure you do sadmachine88 -2 points ago in memes

    No she’s trying to say that being fat is healthy. She’s not trying to lose weight and thinks encouraging obese people to lose weight is discrimination.

    [–] My very first tattoo sadmachine88 4 points ago in skyrim

    Hey at least it’s not another fucking triforce tattoo.

    It’s well done and they like it. What’s the problem?

    [–] Does this make me a jerk? sadmachine88 2 points ago in TalesFromTheCustomer

    So you’re “definitely over 21” and probably look like a grownass person. The cashier could tell you were a grownass person and decided to do you a solid by not making you go through the motions of pulling out your ID. And you narced on him. Real chill of you

    [–] At first I thought it was a retro ad, but then I saw MAGA sadmachine88 26 points ago in insanepeoplefacebook

    I’d rather bang a chick with VD than whoever made this. Penicillin don’t fix MAGA

    [–] Jussie Smollett case is going to a Grand Jury. sadmachine88 -18 points ago in television

    Too many people are gleeful at the situation as if it affirms something for them. When it’s just the bizarre actions of an unstable crazy person

    [–] Are there any sex club like bars for kinky people in south Florida? sadmachine88 1 points ago in fortlauderdale

    A lot of the Fetish Factory parties pretty much anyone can go to with a ticket. They have a couple a year where you can only get in if you have a profile on their website and upload fetishy pics of yourself. And they’re pretty strict about what pics they’ll accept. You also have a follow a dress code which they’ll explain in the event info. Either fetish gear, lingerie or something on theme (schoolgirl, etc)

    [–] Cuz violence is always the way to go sadmachine88 19 points ago in TumblrInAction

    Well gay marriage has only been legal nationwide for a handful of years, and people are still getting away with refusing service to them at their lameass bakeries. Tennessee is trying to ban gay marriage again as a stupid virtue signaling move. It’s not like America has solved homophobia and gay people are currently being treated like everyone else all the time.

    And for anyone who thinks gay pride parades are basically the Folsom Street Fair and doing more harm than good, I’ve been to a few in various cities and they’re pretty tame and corporate now. Dudes in speedos and mostly straight girls with nipple pasties. The same things you’d see at hippie festivals. Local insurance companies and banks have floats and tents. The mayor usually shows up.

    [–] Can you guys help me understand why you deny so many orders? sadmachine88 1 points ago in doordash

    I once declined a bunch in a row then didn’t get any orders for a long time. Thought it was because of that. Turned out the app was just glitchy. Next time try force closing and reopening, or logging out and logging back in. It won’t end your dash.

    [–] Delivery Time rating low sadmachine88 1 points ago in doordash

    Yeah mine is low too and nothing ever happened. I always do a good job but the time estimates they give for my city are always completely unreasonable. Like maybe I could make them with zero traffic and nothing but green lights.