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    [–] Me irl sarcazm -1 points ago in me_irl

    Ha! Yes. This was all new to me when I took my oldest to elementary school for the first time.

    I graduated hs in 2000, university in 2003. It was all dry erase, black board, overhead projectors.

    [–] My boyfriend (22) of 5 months sent an intimate photo of me (26) to his friends over his group snap. I am infuriated, but am I overreacting? sarcazm 1 points ago in relationship_advice

    The fact that he was "really reluctant" to scroll up to your photo tells you everything you need to know. He knows what he did was not right. He's trying to gaslight you by saying "sharing gf nudes is normal." WTF? Really? So, he would have no problem with his sister's boyfriend sharing his sister's nudes? (IDK if he has a sister but for some reason it clicks with guys when they think about their sisters being violated in that way).

    If he wanted to send a pic to "show off," he could easily send a normal pic with normal clothes. No one has to see private body parts.

    [–] What's the best adult joke in a kids movie? sarcazm 9 points ago in AskReddit

    My son was watching this movie on TV and told me that they kept saying a bad word, but he wouldn’t repeat the word. So when they finally referred to Robin as Dick again, my son said “there!” I couldn’t help but laugh.

    [–] How much should I change myself (31f) to please my husband (32)? sarcazm 1 points ago in relationships

    I’ve been in therapy for like eight years

    How much change should I try to make to please my husband? What is reasonable?

    What did your therapist say when you asked him/her this question?

    edit:

    I’m 5’9” and 135 pounds

    God damn! I'm 5'4'' and this is my GOAL weight.

    [–] If you had a friend who spoke to you in the same way that you sometimes speak to yourself, how long would you allow that person to be your friend? sarcazm 1 points ago in AskReddit

    I like this question. I really do try to be positive.

    In fact, yesterday, I got my monthly visit from Aunt Flow. At first, I was like "ugh! Bad timing. I hate this crap." But then I thought to myself "hey, at least I'm not pregnant."

    Probably the only things I judge myself for are I need to lose weight and I could stand to clean the house more. So, if a "friend" told me I need to lose weight or I need to clean my house, it might piss me off, but it is the truth.

    [–] Texas councilman calls Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez a 'bimbo' before apologizing and deleting account - NY Daily News sarcazm 1 points ago in nyc

    I mean, even if I was in a room with 20, 50, 100 Texans, I can safely say that stat is very untrue. You might get 1 or 2 outliers, but 30%? 60%? No way.

    [–] What is the one story you want to tell, that you can never fit into a conversation? sarcazm 1 points ago in AskReddit

    This happened to me, but I was the little girl. My mom held my brother's hand, and couldn't hold mine. A nice old lady helped me down by holding my hand. She told me that going down is sometimes scary for her too.

    [–] A New York resident explains the massive political and social differences between his state and Texas sarcazm 11 points ago in bestof

    Since you asked nicely...

    The average lifespan in New York is 85 years-the highest in the >country. The average lifespan in Texas is 63 years.

    Not a single state has a lifespan below 74 years old, and not a single state has a life expectancy above 81.3.

    https://www.worldlifeexpectancy.com/usa/texas-life-expectancy

    The average education level of a 25 year old adult in New York >State is a bachelor's degree. The average education level of a 25 >year old in Texas is three years of high school.

    1 in 6 Texans do not have a high school diploma. That percentage is 16%. Far from an “average” or “mean.” May be still unacceptable, but far from your made up stat.

    https://www.houstonchronicle.com/opinion/editorials/article/Failing-grade-12492207.php

    The murder rate of NY state is 2.1 per 100,000, thanks to our >strict gun control. (NYC's rate is lower at 2.0 per 100,000, thanks >to its even stronger gun laws). The murder rate of Texas is 32.9 >per 100,000, because of their insanely loose gun laws.

    The highest murder rate (per 100,000) is Louisiana at 12.4 (which is way lower than your totally BS rate of 32.9). Texas is 5. NY is 2.8. NY is still “winning,” but at least it’s not some made up stat of 32. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_U.S._states_by_homicide_rate

    Can’t find the surveys on the Earth’s age or vaccinations. Got a link?

    [–] Texas councilman calls Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez a 'bimbo' before apologizing and deleting account - NY Daily News sarcazm 4 points ago in nyc

    The average lifespan in New York is 85 years-the highest in the >country. The average lifespan in Texas is 63 years.

    Not a single state has a lifespan below 74 years old, and not a single one has a lifespan above 81.3.

    https://www.worldlifeexpectancy.com/usa/texas-life-expectancy

    The average education level of a 25 year old adult in New York >State is a bachelor's degree. The average education level of a 25 >year old in Texas is three years of high school.

    1 in 6 Texans do not have a high school diploma. That percentage is 16%. Far from an “average” or “mean.” May be still unacceptable, but far from your made up stat.

    https://www.houstonchronicle.com/opinion/editorials/article/Failing-grade-12492207.php

    The murder rate of NY state is 2.1 per 100,000, thanks to our >strict gun control. (NYC's rate is lower at 2.0 per 100,000, thanks >to its even stronger gun laws). The murder rate of Texas is 32.9 >per 100,000, because of their insanely loose gun laws.

    The highest murder rate (per 100,000) is Louisiana at 12.4 (which is way lower than your totally BS rate of 32.9). Texas is 5. NY is 2.8. NY is still “winning,” but at least it’s not some made up stat of 32.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_U.S._states_by_homicide_rate

    Can’t find the surveys on the Earth’s age or vaccinations. Got a link?

    [–] Rant: I'm your doctor, please stop. sarcazm 2 points ago in TwoXChromosomes

    What about stuff like well checks or vaccinations?

    [–] A New York resident explains the massive political and social differences between his state and Texas sarcazm 6 points ago in bestof

    This is BS and an insult to every Texan. I'll be the first to admit that Texas isn't exactly the greatest place to be, but those "stats" are very insulting (and very incorrect).

    [–] Texas councilman calls Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez a 'bimbo' before apologizing and deleting account - NY Daily News sarcazm 3 points ago in nyc

    This is the biggest load of BS I've ever read.

    69 percent of adults in Texas say that the Earth is 6000 years old

    34 percent of adults in Texas say that vaccines cause autism

    No f***ing way. I live in Texas, and that would mean I could turn to the left, I could turn to the right, and at least one person would say vaccines cause autism and/or the earth is 6000 years old. And I can say without a doubt in my mind, that would not happen.

    [–] Rant: I'm your doctor, please stop. sarcazm 6 points ago in TwoXChromosomes

    I suppose if the U.S. were to ever switch to a single payer system, it would be wise to model a system where we wouldn't encounter those types of problems. Despite our terribly complicated and expensive health care, I could easily find 5 specialists tomorrow who could see me next week.

    [–] Rant: I'm your doctor, please stop. sarcazm 9 points ago in TwoXChromosomes

    shrug. I've never had that problem. I can't speak for everyone though. I would disagree it's a myth though (since I have seen doctors in a timely manner).

    [–] Rant: I'm your doctor, please stop. sarcazm -1 points ago in TwoXChromosomes

    Oh. Interesting. I thought the whole "waiting" thing with a single payer system proved to be a myth. I guess not.

    [–] Rant: I'm your doctor, please stop. sarcazm 250 points ago in TwoXChromosomes

    Where is this? I have never had trouble getting a doctor.

    (TX)

    [–] My wife asked me to “leave the house for the day” to work on potty training with my daughter. Partly because “she thinks it’s party time when you get home.” Is this reasonable? sarcazm 1 points ago in Parenting

    Nobody is saying that potty training requires both parents. Obviously many kids have been potty trained with single parents.

    The problem here is that the husband needs to be on the same page. So, if mom says it's potty time, it's not "hug" time, it's not "play" time, it's potty time. The other parent should back up the request of "it's potty time now."

    [–] My wife asked me to “leave the house for the day” to work on potty training with my daughter. Partly because “she thinks it’s party time when you get home.” Is this reasonable? sarcazm 7 points ago in Parenting

    Ugh. Not everyone has an easy time with potty training.

    My son was 3.5 years old before my husband and I finally got a book about potty training and basically forced him to do it. We waited so long because of people who thought like you. We thought he would eventually get around to it on his own.

    He'll be 5 in a week now, and I still get anxious picking him up from daycare (wondering if he peed his pants that day). It's only been very recently (like the start of the new year) that he has consistently stayed dry all day. I just thank God that it's pretty much right on time for Kindergarten.

    So don't act like you've trained all the toddlers from here to Timbuktu. Everyone is different.