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    [–] *clicks aggressively* somegarbagedoesfloat 1 points ago in memes

    So essential I just witnessed IA arresting a cop who while said cop was arresting someone...

    This is like that sketch on YouTube “ depressed whale”

    [–] This hurts to read. somegarbagedoesfloat 1 points ago in Shitstatistssay

    Are you stupid or just disabled?

    [–] Imaging hating successful people this much somegarbagedoesfloat 1 points ago in Shitstatistssay

    Are you sure you started with correct data? I did this and either I accidentally added a zero or you lost one

    [–] Imaging hating successful people this much somegarbagedoesfloat 93 points ago * (lasted edited 6 hours ago) in Shitstatistssay

    So between Warren Buffet, Elon Musk, Jeff Bezos, and Oprah, we could pay for healthcare for about 28 days and only several million Americans would lose their jobs. And retirement funds (beacuse lets be real most of warren’s assets are tied up with other people’s money and he’s the second richest person in this list)

    Oh and let’s not forget that huge negative impact on not only the national economy but the GLOBAL economy.

    And that’s assuming that you can even catch them, these are all people with private jets and property in countries that protect people’s money.

    Edit: I was alerted to a major mathematical error.

    [–] N64 controller for switch somegarbagedoesfloat -1 points ago in gaming

    This isn’t possible. It’s not a hardware issue it’s a software issue. Nintendo would have to write the software to support said controller; so short of “jailbreaking” your switch, writing brand new software, copying the proprietary connections and building a controller from the ground up, this can’t be done.

    Nintendo themselves would have to sink a CONSIDERABLE amount into R&D to accomplish this themselves, let alone some guy doing this in his garage.

    [–] Go baby, go. My aging i5 2500K, running 4.6Ghz for about seven years. somegarbagedoesfloat -12 points ago in pcmasterrace

    Intel processors may be a tad slower than competitors but they tend to have more longevity

    [–] I’m sorry somegarbagedoesfloat 2 points ago in memes

    I mean as far as Cali goes it gets to the point where you aren’t even surprised about it anymore. You just turn on the news and go “again?”

    [–] What goes around comes around somegarbagedoesfloat 1 points ago in CatSlaps

    You can tell they came back for vengance

    [–] HMB while I learn physics somegarbagedoesfloat 249 points ago in holdmybeer

    This looks like some shit jack sparrow would do in a pirates of the Caribbean movie.

    [–] Anyone else? somegarbagedoesfloat 1 points ago in gaming

    There’s also a theory that he wanted tree ents in the next game, and he wanted all the leaves to move realistically; and that tech was not out at the time of that interview but has come out since.

    [–] Anyone else? somegarbagedoesfloat 2 points ago in gaming

    I almost flipped my couch over when I was watching e3 and I saw that little announcement thing.

    [–] OP wants all housing provided by the government. In a country currently in a housing crisis due to government interference in the free market, absolute government involvement ought to solve the crisis! somegarbagedoesfloat 1 points ago in Shitstatistssay

    I was diagnosed with ADD when I was a young child but in my pre teen years a new MD who wasn’t a quack said that it was a misdiagnosis and put that in my medical record. He also tried to have the original doctor (pediatrician) barred from practicing, (for a variety of reasons) but as far as I know the quack still has a practice.

    [–] Somewhere in an alternate dimension... somegarbagedoesfloat -47 points ago in gaming

    Hey, I’m a former sailor, I’m above 6 foot, and I’m in good shape. I’m not doing half bad; I’ve just never run across a’ attractive redhead who was also single.

    [–] Somewhere in an alternate dimension... somegarbagedoesfloat 13 points ago in gaming

    You’re telling me that there’s a fucking entire THEMED SECTION OF AN AMUSEMENT PARK ABSOLUTELY FULL OF REDHEADS AND I DIDN’T KNOW UNTIL NOW.

    So much time, wasted.

    [–] Somewhere in an alternate dimension... somegarbagedoesfloat 8 points ago in gaming

    Well split my dick and call me Kaitlyn that’s a hell of a lot closer than Scotland

    [–] Any Exercises to strengthen pinky? somegarbagedoesfloat 4 points ago in Bass

    I as well was born with bent pinkies. Shit, maybe we are related.

    I found out that the bent pinky really isn’t very much of an issue, Scott from Scott’s bass lessons actually does a lesson where he talks extensively about why so many people have trouble using their pinkies, and it’s actually hand positioning. If you search for left hand technique on his channel the video should pop up. Hard adjustment but it’s worth it.

    [–] Somewhere in an alternate dimension... somegarbagedoesfloat 4 points ago in gaming

    I’ve always heard that most people from Scotland/Ireland were actually blonds and that the redhead thing is still pretty rare there... have I been misled?

    [–] Somewhere in an alternate dimension... somegarbagedoesfloat 23 points ago in gaming

    I need to figure out what country has the most redheads per capita so I can go on vacation there and come back married.

    [–] OP wants all housing provided by the government. In a country currently in a housing crisis due to government interference in the free market, absolute government involvement ought to solve the crisis! somegarbagedoesfloat 1 points ago in Shitstatistssay

    There’s ways around the aderal thing. I had been on concerta before I was in and I still made the cut, and the navy is far choosier than some of the other branches. A friend of mine had a drug possession conviction and still got in the army. You just have to get the recruiter to work with you, you can get waivers.

    The military is one of those things that’s for some people and not for other people. and I’m not talking making the cut. You just have to have a certain type of personality to be a lifer. I don’t regret my 4 years but the middle 2 were a miserable hell, and I sure as hell don’t want to do it again.