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    [–] Lady calls the cops to stop a water fight. This was their (the water fighters) response somegarbagedoesfloat -1 points ago in PublicFreakout

    What the actual fuck that isnt ok at all and could easily cause a lot of problems, including an accident that has the potential to seriously injure someone. Ive lived all over the country and i can say without a doubt the northeast part of the cou try has the WORST drivers.

    If you pulled that shit in the midwest, south, or west coast and a cop saw you you would be lucky if you didnt get a ticket for reckless driving and sent to court.

    If it isn't your turn you dont get to go just beacuse you have the oppertunity to be a complete asshat and cut somebody off, endangering everyone else in the intersection beacuse you just cant be fucked to wait your turn.

    [–] How To Fight Things 101 somegarbagedoesfloat 3 points ago in IdiotsFightingThings

    Sometimes the mercury free have green ends but not always

    [–] Can anyone recommend a simple and cheap low-pass filter? somegarbagedoesfloat 3 points ago in basspedals

    I went for the Green russian version of the big muff, with the JHS moscow mod.

    I also have a SYN9, a tone corset, and a bass soul food.

    I dont reccomend the synth 9. It does NOT work well for bass.

    [–] Title somegarbagedoesfloat 1 points ago in awfuleverything

    That looks like a lawsuit.

    [–] Where’s that slippery vampire? somegarbagedoesfloat 11 points ago in ElderScrolls

    Or what if your character is just the baddest mofo to ever walk the earth with an unforgiving and the moment you get kidnapped you just go on a ballistic rampage and kill EVERYONE.

    You dare kidnap ME!?!

    [–] i hated watching this somegarbagedoesfloat 20 points ago in SweatyPalms

    Thats a tf2 engineer extending his neck 3 miles in the air level nope

    [–] Can anyone recommend a simple and cheap low-pass filter? somegarbagedoesfloat 5 points ago in basspedals

    That guy is right.

    I'd just like to ad that if you are looking for decent low priced pedals electroharmonix should be your first stop.

    [–] Are you listening to enough reggae? somegarbagedoesfloat 3 points ago in Bass

    There are also other genres where bass is just as important if not more so.

    Bluegrass is unique beacuse bluegrass bands dont traditionally have a drummer, making the bass player the primary time keeper. Its a role not usualpy filled by the bassist and as such playing bluegrass bass lines has a much different feel than most music.

    [–] My mom wants me to stay forever somegarbagedoesfloat 5 points ago in BikiniBottomTwitter

    Its no joke with american families. Your birthday starts getting close and they just will constantly remind you like:

    You are almost 18... Whats the plan? You cant live here forever.

    [–] And that's how I got my boyfriend. somegarbagedoesfloat 23 points ago in SuddenlyGay

    It is the age old question:

    What's gayer, watching a dude fuck a girl or watching a trap fuck a girl?

    Theres no way to know.

    [–] Big oof somegarbagedoesfloat 54 points ago in memes

    If by dead you mean they have lungs full of tear gas, eyes full of oc spray, rubber bullet bruises and flexi cuffs on then yeah, dead.

    [–] nickelodeon bad somegarbagedoesfloat 6 points ago in memes

    He feels like its a bad idea and whoever does it should feel bad

    [–] An updated rendition somegarbagedoesfloat 1 points ago in basspedals

    If you liked chris wolstenholm' of muse sound on hysteria, you'll love the JHS Moscow mod. You can make that pedal sound liek dirtiest synth ever.

    Its also the closest ive been able to come to replicated his sound on that song. He apparently runs a black russian into a midi keyboard and some blown out amps, but a JHS moscow mod can get close enough for a good cover.

    [–] Cha Cha real smooth somegarbagedoesfloat 1 points ago in memes

    Thats incorrect.

    Nobody's economic value is garunteed to decrease everyday, that's completley false.

    If i get a job that pays more than i make now tommorow, ill increase my net worth

    All you have to do to keep your net worth from decreasing is to keep up with inflation, witch is not that difficult.

    Investing in forgien currency (swiss franks) and precious metals is usually more than enough to keep up with (if not outpace) inflation.

    As a controlling shareholder of MSFT, Bill gates net worth is in a constant state of flux as his company decreases and increases im value, although its current trend over the last 5 years is to increase, not decrease.

    However, even if Gates had a net worth EQUAL to the value of Apple, he STILL couldnt buy it.

    Billionaires don't (contrary to popular belief) have wads of cash laying around, thr vast majority of thier wealth is what would be called illiquid, meaning it cant easily or realistically be converted to cash; its tied up.

    He could attempt to liquidate Microsoft and sell all his assets, but the company would lose massive amounts of his value as the stock tanked, and he would get only a fraction of the worth of the companies actual value. He would also put a huge amount of employees out of a job.

    Its far better for both bill and the country for him to NOT attempt to loquidate MSFT and to not attempt to by appl, witch he CANT do.

    [–] Cha Cha real smooth somegarbagedoesfloat 1 points ago in memes

    Beacuse the average person already knows this and pointing it out is just annoying 9/10 times.

    Like that bot that informs you when you spell a word wrong.

    I know i spelled it wrong I'm using a tiny phone key oard and couldnt be assed to fix it

    [–] My local pub somegarbagedoesfloat 2 points ago in IDontWorkHereLady

    This is why every bar needs a bouncer.

    [–] An updated rendition somegarbagedoesfloat 1 points ago in basspedals

    Have you tried the JHS moscow mod version of the russian big muff

    [–] what a dumbass somegarbagedoesfloat 10 points ago in elonmusk

    Him not being born here arguably makes him MORE american.

    [–] SpongeBob's Drip too hard. somegarbagedoesfloat 7 points ago in BikiniBottomTwitter

    What about a sock that also gives you a BJ?