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    [–] Give me it free or I’m calling the police! sphscl 2 points ago in tobypleasedontsue

    Gotta wonder how that conversation went down.

    Tell the police someone is selling a spiderman CD and they won't give it to them for free.

    Police are like Yo dude fuck off!

    Well unless the seller is bootlegging and even then unless they can actually identify the seller notta thing the old bill can do.

    [–] ExSO defends his mother's honour sphscl 5 points ago in JustNoSO

    Similar but different. Basically says that his mother cannot harrass intimidate or annoy drudgery. Contacting her IS permitted however screeching at her and abusing her is not. It is a criminal offence to do any if those three things but it is NOT a restraining order.

    [–] I'll just steal shit and call it swapping sphscl 1 points ago in ChoosingBeggars

    I did it in the field text I think... This is pretty much the blind leading the bind here 😉

    [–] British and Irish dialect quiz sphscl 1 points ago in unitedkingdom

    It picked two places about a 100 miles apart, one of them I have lived in 3/4 of my life.

    [–] My wife made me a cake for Valentine's Day sphscl 1 points ago in funny

    The card I got my SO said the same thing.

    [–] This put a hole in my heart sphscl 1 points ago in memes

    And this dog pound let them?

    Jeez... gotta be a special piece of shit to dump off one dog and then adopt another! While the original dogs' bouncing up n down going hi hi hi.

    People make me sick!

    [–] Where's my candy? sphscl 1 points ago in ChoosingBeggars

    For making me crack up laughing after a fight with the D(ick head) H Take my updoot

    [–] I'll just steal shit and call it swapping sphscl 1 points ago in ChoosingBeggars

    Nope don't think so but it's pretty self explanatory.

    [–] My country my language! sphscl 4 points ago in insanepeoplefacebook

    Did you ask him which Native American language he speaks?

    [–] I'll just steal shit and call it swapping sphscl 1 points ago in ChoosingBeggars

    Don't think those are available in the UK

    [–] I'll just steal shit and call it swapping sphscl 1 points ago in ChoosingBeggars

    If you save a picture to imgur there's a little reddit button which will give you a link. Paste that link in your post and you should get a picture at the top

    [–] I'll just steal shit and call it swapping sphscl 1 points ago in ChoosingBeggars

    Next time just walk round the office offering people doughnuts directly. Once you get to Greedy McFuckface you whip out the jammy ones

    [–] I'll just steal shit and call it swapping sphscl 3 points ago in ChoosingBeggars

    Chocolate hopnobs are seriously the best biscuit everrrrrrr.

    Dude was being a shit head.