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    [–] rate my fit 🔥 sphscl 1 points ago in memes

    Shit.... I think thats my ex LMFAO

    [–] Removing pee from the boys restroom at my local swimming club. sphscl 13 points ago in powerwashingporn

    I dont even know what to say to that; apart from I hope you made him clean it up.

    [–] Removing pee from the boys restroom at my local swimming club. sphscl 17 points ago in powerwashingporn

    That is freaking disgusting.... Are all boys like that? Just pee where they stand?

    [–] Twins? Really? Twins? Plus Checklist Of Generalized JN Behaviors sphscl 5 points ago in LegitJustNoMIL

    Ok as someone that actually had a multiple birth a few decades ago i didnt find out until my 16 week scan.

    Ive often wondered how anyone knows how many sproglets there are so early.

    Im guessing that thats a red flag?

    Lol this is exactly why i will never tell my story on here it genuinely does sound like something thats made up. And as it's mostly past and its kinda dealt with i just try to offer support to others.

    [–] Somehow it’s my fault? sphscl 7 points ago in JustNoSO

    Emotional vampires!

    [–] Somehow it’s my fault? sphscl 4 points ago in JustNoSO

    God I am sorry hes throwing a mantrum.

    Can you just ignore him?

    [–] Check the property line before I build? Okey Dokey :) sphscl 1 points ago in MaliciousCompliance

    You just pay a fee to the land registry office and you can get a copy of the deeds for any property.

    I think you do have to explain WHY you want them though if they arent yours; but neighbour dispute is more than ample reason.

    [–] This Older Woman got moved - TRIGGER WARNING! sphscl 22 points ago in JUSTNOMIL

    Yup they also think that it means that they will not have to stand trial, they incorrectly assume that they will be able to do a couple of years in the mental hospital and will then be "cured" and will be let go on their merry little way.

    They are very very wrong.... Thats the point at which they have to stand trial.

    Because oddly enough the law will then assume that even if you were batshit crazy at the point that you committed the offences now that you are sane that you would want to make restitution for yor crimes.

    [–] We're getting our $2. sphscl 1 points ago in MaliciousCompliance

    !Remindme 4 weeks

    [–] R and "What If You Want More Children?" sphscl 25 points ago in JustNoSO

    Doesnt sound like you said anything that didnt need saying.

    High 5!

    [–] My ex's abusive boyfriend. sphscl 1 points ago in NuclearRevenge

    True but that would be the elbow that was broken. The OP def said arm not elbow.

    [–] My ex's abusive boyfriend. sphscl 1 points ago in NuclearRevenge

    Well spotted.... i was being humerus.

    [–] What was your worst encounter with a goose? sphscl 1 points ago in AskReddit

    Went on holiday to a farm as a little kid 4 or 5. Where there were guard geese instead of dogs.and they attacked my family as we walked up the drive. Fuckers were huge... Way taller than me and those bites hurt.

    Spent two weeks running away from those evil bastards.

    Ended up with a massive bird phobia.

    [–] My ex's abusive boyfriend. sphscl 51 points ago * (lasted edited 2 days ago) in NuclearRevenge

    Yeah... No.

    1st you sent him incriminating info AND told him you were coming after him.

    2nd he (according to you) is jacked as shit and outweighs you. Tbf I may be infering that last part.

    3rd you let him hit you in the side of the head with no ill effects and then kicked his arse.

    4th you broke his arm? Do you know how much pressure you need to break a femur? 4000 newton's of force.

    Ounce for ounce, bone is stronger than steel. One cubic inch of bone can withstand the weight of five standard pickup trucks, give or take a few pounds.

    Like I said yeah.... Nope never happened but nice story.

    [–] People criticizing Notre Dame right now can fuck off sphscl 2 points ago in TrueOffMyChest

    According to the authorities at present they seem to think it has to do with the renovation work.

    [–] We moved, and a tiny Slappy Christmas update sphscl 2 points ago in JUSTNOMIL

    Good to hear you and the boys are doing ok.

    Long may it continue.

    [–] Abuser's new rules for her victim. sphscl 1 points ago * (lasted edited 3 days ago) in insanepeoplefacebook

    There is only one correct response to 95% of that letter. Nope nope nope!

    I do agreee that his friends shouldn't dictacte when they should be able to hang out together, but reading that list of her "rules" just sounds like he's just not that into her!

    [–] I don't have a good title. Started with a dramatic spilling of red sphscl 32 points ago in JustNoSO

    You didnt smash shit exceot the bottle of wine.

    Your wife amashed the marriage.

    As someone said further up. Decide what you can live with. If you want to save your marriage what steps your wife needs to take to earn back your trust.

    Above all of that be gentle to yourself. Im not suggesting there wasn't valid reasons that your wife wasnt happy but she chose to step out on you instead of being an adult and saying "hi husband im not happy because of x y z"

    [–] Cross post from AITA. My mom has been making me share a bed with her for nearly 10 years. UPDATE sphscl 1 points ago in JUSTNOMIL

    I accidently touched my sons junk once... I turned to get sometging, he walked past at the same time.

    I freaked out n couldn't stop apologising. Never in a bazillion years would i do something like that on purpose.

    At best she has substituted you mentally as a spouse, however whatever her reasoning her behaviour is completely not reasonable, normal, or legal.