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    [โ€“] Do it for the kids!! squirtfingerzking 41 points ago in Tinder

    Big white, next to Kelowna I believe. And I'm one of the Australians taking over!

    [โ€“] Do it for the kids!! squirtfingerzking 138 points ago in Tinder

    Yeah well I didn't fuck it up but I didn't get the nudes. Instead we went on a date and I got in RL

    she was one of my FWB. I couldn't commit to anyone because I'm headed to Canada for the snow seasons in October.

    [โ€“] Do it for the kids!! squirtfingerzking 10 points ago in Tinder

    Just didn't know what /s meant

    [โ€“] Do it for the kids!! squirtfingerzking 28 points ago in Tinder

    Of course not! It was just a sarcastic joke replying to the above comment

    "She said 23 years on this planet but her profile says sheโ€™s 24. Big red flag for me"

    [โ€“] Do it for the kids!! squirtfingerzking 21 points ago in Tinder

    Honest mistake. I more just didn't want to post her face in it for privacy reasons in case this blew up. Which I'm stoked about for my second post ever.

    [โ€“] Do it for the kids!! squirtfingerzking 14 points ago in Tinder

    Wow that's so true ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

    [โ€“] Story Time - Week of August 12, 2019 squirtfingerzking 7 points ago in Tinder

    Yeah we still see each other every weekend or two. I handled myself well with my messages the next day and the following dates I showed up sober haha,

    [โ€“] Story Time - Week of August 12, 2019 squirtfingerzking 2 points ago in Tinder

    May or may not post that one over the next few days

    [โ€“] Do it for the kids!! squirtfingerzking 989 points ago in Tinder

    Oh lol just realized what you meant. I only just took the screenshots. She had her birthday a month ago, this conversation happened last year. We talked a bit at the start and I kept forgetting to write back and said I was playing the long game. 6 months went by and I hit her back up suggesting this long game was gonna pay off and we ended up meeting up around April and still see each other once or twice a month

    [โ€“] Do it for the kids!! squirtfingerzking 57 points ago in Tinder

    Happy to disappoint, we talked for a long time and ended up meeting up. I still see her non exclusively.

    [โ€“] Do it for the kids!! squirtfingerzking 112 points ago in Tinder

    Poor girls been searching for love for a whole year... Red flag for me too

    [โ€“] Story Time - Week of August 12, 2019 squirtfingerzking 52 points ago in Tinder

    So this story's actually from March but I've just discovered this thread.

    I (25) matched with this good looking girl (23) and we had some great banter from the start with her writing to me with a pretty explicid would you rather (would you rather swim through 100m of shit or dead bodies?), which helped set the tone for the following would you rathers and conversation.

    After a week of talking we decided to meet up the following Saturday at a bar I had chosen. Fast foward. It's the Saturday of the date but it's also my mates birthday at the party house I used to live in, so I head round for the afternoon which soon turns into a beer pong competition and I had a title to defend. 12 beers later it's about an hour and a half till my date so I stupidly drunk drive home to shower and get presentable. I'm feeling terrible so I make myself spew up and have a shower but I still feel super drunk. So being the thinker I am, I grab a little bit of md rock from my stash and ingest it to try and level me out a little. It works, well at least I think so anyway.

    Fast forward to the date and I'm waiting for her at the table, she shows up looking great and I'm dressed not too bad myself. We head up for a drink and I buy the first round and also suggest we do a shot with each round. The date goes well, plenty of conversation, no awkward silences and it eventually leads to a couple of kisses, during all of this we end up having about 6 pints and 6 shots each. At around 11pm my memory fades and I wake up at home in bed the next morning still a bit drunk. As I make my way up to my housemates room to check base I see my clothes scattered through the lounge room, not really thinking much of it I continue up and talk to my housemate who says he came home last night and seen all the lights on in the house, my clothes around the place but I wasn't in my room. I start to wonder well where was I, nudie running down the street or what? Anyway the mystery continues and I head back out to the party house to chill with the boys.

    I message my date "hey, I hope you enjoyed yourself last night. Sorry if I got a little too drunk I actually don't remember leaving the bar. I hope you got home safe" She writes back, "hey, so you don't remember anything from your place?" Implying she was there as well. She said I was so drunk towards the end of the date that we started dancing and doing the Cha Cha Cha at the R&B bar and we fell over. Then when I went to take us back to my place I was trying to order an Uber through Snapchat maps and when we got back after we "fooled around a little" I said the three words every girl wants to hear

    "I love you"

    Errrgghh!! Plus I was walking around half naked with a blanket over my head like E fucking T. Now I can't recall the context but I like to think I meant to say "I love that" but she has reassured me that we was spooning talking on the couch and I just said it and even tried to cover my tracks as she laughed so hard at me that she snorted. "haha you snorted, that's way more embarrassing that what I just said".... It's not... It most definitely is not. She ended up leaving that night (fair call) and I must have stumbled into the bathroom and slept there for most of the night, hence why my housemate didn't find me.

    Unfortunately this is not my worst date moment of all time but my God it's up there. Now I'm sure your thinking it, as I was thinking it, why did this girl even write back to you, you psycho, let alone agree to a second date. This I will never know, maybe I'm a fun drunk or my dad bod? Probs not. But she did and a 3rd, a 4th and so on. We are still seeing each other and our dates have been alot less embarrassing for me untill that time we did ketamine and went to the aquarium, but that's a story for another time.....

    [โ€“] International drug smuggling squirtfingerzking 1 points ago in Drugs

    Yeah I have a spot in my gloves for it now, best spot for it without a doubt

    [โ€“] International drug smuggling squirtfingerzking 2 points ago in Drugs

    Yeah it was a good couple of weeks

    [โ€“] International drug smuggling squirtfingerzking 4 points ago in Drugs

    Haha thanks for caring. Yeah I did, my mates was behind me on the lift and seen one laying below them so while I waited down the bottom they went and grabbed it after I told them I lost it. Pretty fucking lucky as it was a 5 day pass and it was day 1