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    [–] She discovered my weighted comforter for the first time stumpdawg 1 points ago in aww

    winter is the best time of year for me. i can have a window open to drop my room down into the 30-40's and have like three comforters on top of me. all that warmth and weight...i sleep like a goddamn baby for three months out of the year.

    [–] What can you get for a man who says he doesn't need anything? stumpdawg 3 points ago in AskReddit

    maybe this is just me getting old. but some new underwear and a fresh package of socks would make me content.

    nothing like putting on a brand new pair of socks.

    [–] This Wendy’s straw came out the package without an opening on one end stumpdawg 2 points ago in mildlyinteresting

    this happens all the time. this is the race to the bottom and cheap asian production.

    sorry not very interesting.

    [–] Tanning is racist stumpdawg 1 points ago in CringeAnarchy

    cant forget about fat, lazy, pale FBI Agent Burt Macklin

    [–] She discovered my weighted comforter for the first time stumpdawg 4 points ago in aww

    TIL what a weighted comforter is. TIL i want a weighted comforter.

    are they any warmer than a regular comforter?

    [–] What's the worst physical pain you've ever felt? stumpdawg 31 points ago in AskReddit

    i wasnt in a cross walk so it was partially my fault (it doesnt make sense to me, but i understand the logic)

    it wasnt a ridiculous settlement. i wasnt out for blood. they paid me my hourly wage for all the time off i was off, paid all my medical bills, and gave me a few grand for pain and suffering.

    i paid off a bunch of bills and bought a tv. actually it kept me from having to claim bankruptcy. serendipitous.

    [–] Who's your favorite hamster? stumpdawg 3 points ago in AskReddit

    Boo. hes a Miniature Giant Space Hampster.

    GO FOR THE EYES BOO! GO FOR THE EYES!!!

    [–] Tanning is racist stumpdawg 1 points ago in CringeAnarchy

    fat, lazy, indiana loser.

    buff, suave, CARIBBEAN badass...

    yeah youre right, the brownface is totally racist.

    [–] Heart-Wrenching Video Shows Starving Polar Bear on Iceless Land stumpdawg 2 points ago in environment

    i made it like two seconds. i cant watch that.

    show me some of the worst, most violent, brutal videos you can imagine. no problem. this? yeah...no.

    [–] Maneuvering a plane stumpdawg 1 points ago in interestingasfuck

    this guy Danger Zones

    [–] What's the worst physical pain you've ever felt? stumpdawg 46 points ago in AskReddit

    I was walking across the street to get me and my two bosses our morning zingers from the gas station on the other side of a four lane (two lanes per direction) standing in the median I see my gap, well this guy in this truck must have seen the same gap because next thing I know I'm faceplanted on the hood of this thing, then get thrown back about ten feet. Whambulance takes me to the ER. I was off work for two months.

    [–] What is your best/favorite sport memory you have? stumpdawg 2 points ago in AskReddit

    The first time I dropped into a halfpipe. I got a little ahead of myself and dropped into a behemoth 16' pipe. It did not end well.

    That was a good day.

    [–] Which game have you spent the most money on? stumpdawg 1 points ago in AskReddit

    WoW. Xpacs, hardware upgrades, and monthly payments.

    [–] Concertgoers of Reddit, what was the first concert you saw? stumpdawg 4 points ago in AskReddit

    Genesis 22 years ago. I was ten. My buddies mom was the venues GM. It was awesome.

    [–] What is the most random sentence you can come up with? stumpdawg 2 points ago in AskReddit

    The kiosk in my temporal lobe is shaped like Rosslyn Carter.

    Thank you The Mars Volta.