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    [–] Fish are constantly swimming in their own crap stumpdawg 1 points ago in Showerthoughts

    if fish could talk the ocean would be a very loud place.

    just a bunch of fish screaming AHHH FUCK!

    [–] My cousin got these bananas from her mom's farm. stumpdawg 5 points ago in mildlyinteresting

    jesus, when you freeze that and turn it into a GOB youre going to have to use FOUR sticks!

    [–] Roseanne Barr says Fergie's national anthem performance was worse than her 1990 rendition stumpdawg 1 points ago in nottheonion

    five seconds in i knew exactly what she was going for. eight seconds in i knew she was in no way capable of pulling it off. not that i know who could pull it off, but i think id actually like to hear it done well.

    [–] Hockey Inspired Landmark! stumpdawg 1 points ago in funny

    jesus, i thought my beard was patchy and shitty looking.

    [–] What is way too expensive for what it is? stumpdawg 0 points ago in AskReddit

    Yeah, but that just means yall aint REALLY free!

    /s

    [–] What would be the most entertaining way to mess with Texas? stumpdawg 4 points ago in AskReddit

    Don't mess with Texas was actually an Anti-Littering capaign.

    So the best way to "mess" with Texas would be to litter.

    [–] What is way too expensive for what it is? stumpdawg 2 points ago in AskReddit

    Healthcare.

    Like food and water, we can't live (long) without proper healthcare. Pricing it in such a way as the American Medical system does is immoral.

    [–] What game or movie universe would you like to live in? stumpdawg 1 points ago in AskReddit

    Xenogears.

    Man what I would do to pilot a gear. Hell I'd even settle for being A Man...Of The Sea!!! GAHAHAHAHAHA

    [–] Which famous people (who currently are not pornstars) would be the best pornstars and why? stumpdawg 0 points ago in AskReddit

    Can I take it back a few thousand years?

    Messalina

    She had a competition with a local "lady of negotiable virtue" to see who could fuck the most dudes in a night.

    Ancient romes Houston500

    [–] The Yiga Clan is at it again! stumpdawg 1 points ago in Breath_of_the_Wild

    Fuckin a right!

    I'll take all those free Mighty Bananas.

    [–] This is my senior year of highschool. What would be a great baseball walk up song? stumpdawg 2 points ago in Music

    Rush- Subdivisions

    Song never fails to get me pumped. And it has to do with high school and whatnot.

    [–] Americans, when you are with your male friends, what stuff do you guys usually talk about? What topics of conversation are common? stumpdawg 1 points ago in AskReddit

    Most of my friends have upgraded and tuned hondas.we talk about upgrading this, or the import that just set this record at this track, or just cars in general. We've pretty much all been in the auto industry for over 10 years each.

    [–] What is your favorite study music? stumpdawg 5 points ago in AskReddit

    Classical. I'm a big fan of stravinsky and chopin.

    [–] You're stranded in space with 3 items. What do you have? stumpdawg 2 points ago in AskReddit

    A towel, a sonic screwdriver, and a book that has the letters "Don't Panic" in big bold print on it.

    [–] The loudest way to open a bag of chips is to attempt to open them quietly stumpdawg 1 points ago in Showerthoughts

    Whenever I get a lunch sized bag of chips I always squeeze the bottom up til the top pops open. That's pretty lound.

    [–] It’s hard living here... stumpdawg 2 points ago in PoliticalHumor

    Yuge! Many people came up to me and congratulated me on how big of a turnout there was. The bigliest in history. Believe me. Tremendous turnout.

    [–] The GOP right now stumpdawg 7 points ago in PoliticalHumor

    It's the price of freedom!

    /s