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    [–] That ship has sailed Sarah tapthatsap 10 points ago in PoliticalHumor

    Yeah exactly. If you’re committing a crime and need some help, you get another criminal. If you’re cheating on your wife and need a guy to say you were with him, you look to another cheater. Like attracts like, especially when you’re doing shady shit and can’t afford to have anyone honest gumming up the works

    [–] Growing up tapthatsap 1 points ago in PoliticalHumor

    Because you’re not a real party. You know exactly what I’m talking about with googling Ron Paul, the bizarre assumption that people only dislike libertarianism because they’re ignorant of it. That’s not the case. We’ve seen what you do, which is nothing, we’ve seen what propose, which is bad, familiarity breeds contempt with you guys.

    [–] Growing up tapthatsap 2 points ago in PoliticalHumor

    “Let me do whatever I want, and everyone else has to act how I want as well.”

    Yep, that’s a libertarian.

    [–] Growing up tapthatsap 1 points ago in PoliticalHumor

    I love how you guys aren’t even coherent enough to agree with each other. Great movement, really getting stuff done out there.

    [–] Growing up tapthatsap 1 points ago in PoliticalHumor

    Nope, try again. You don’t get to be taken seriously because you regard the other options as jokes, you have to actually do something to be taken seriously. You have not done anything, which is why nobody takes you seriously. I don’t know why libertarians always think you’d suddenly be good and popular if people just googled Ron Paul a little harder, but it’s not the case. Again, elect anyone to a position that matters if you want anyone to take you seriously, but until you can do that, you’re still going to be a bad joke.

    [–] THE 👏 PARTIES 👏 SWITCHED 👏 tapthatsap 1 points ago in forwardsfromgrandma

    If it’s an idiotic opinion, yeah. Opinions aren’t these magic things that live in a vacuum and are always right and say nothing about the person saying them

    [–] Growing up tapthatsap 1 points ago in PoliticalHumor

    How about managing to elect literally anyone to a national office? You can’t even do that, why the fuck should anyone take you seriously?

    [–] The 50x zoom on the Huawei P30 Pro tapthatsap 1 points ago in gifs

    Keeping the bees alive or dying. There’s no third option.

    [–] Growing up tapthatsap 1 points ago in PoliticalHumor

    why are Libertarians not allowed at debate stages?

    Because you don’t have a real party. I’m not personally allowed on debate stages either. It’s not because they’re scared of me, it’s because there’s no reason for me to be up there. Same thing with your “party.”

    [–] The 50x zoom on the Huawei P30 Pro tapthatsap 4 points ago in gifs

    You don’t seem to understand what it is that bees do. They’re pollinators in general, they’re not contracted to work within the confines of certain fields on certain crops, which is what robots would do. Biodiversity is absolutely fucked when that’s what it comes to, you’re just going to have a bunch of little robots propagating cash crops for people that can afford the robots.

    [–] 🙄🙄🙄 tapthatsap 378 points ago in creepyPMs

    Serious, man to man, real advice here: fellas, you’re the only person that’s as interested in your dick as you are. If someone even ends up liking it, it’ll be after having interacted with it and they’ll let you know. Unacquainted women don’t want to hear about it.

    [–] sad edits tapthatsap -19 points ago in sadcringe

    Fuck yeah, buddy. Some idiot just stubbed his toe and it’s the worst thing that will happen to him all week. Yeah he’s lucky in that his life is so easy, but that also makes him a soft little cake boy who couldn’t spend ten minutes in anyone else’s shoes and who definitely won’t be able to deal with it when life inevitably gives him something real to contend with. Pain is not good, but it’s good to experience and survive pain, if you’ve got the right mindset. Get a regular person’s 7 down to a walking-around 3, and then you’re basically superhuman.

    [–] Grandpa still uses a decades old computer that still runs Dos, typing and printing and storing things on floppies. tapthatsap 6 points ago in pics

    That classic “gateway grey” is kind of hard to find these days, but boring LED-free black office cases that secretly rule aren’t that hard to find. These boring sumbitches can contain reasonable to good computer parts, feature few to no decorative LEDS, and also look like a thing an adult might own.

    [–] Grandpa still uses a decades old computer that still runs Dos, typing and printing and storing things on floppies. tapthatsap 3 points ago in pics

    It’s a computer case. Nobody ever is going to critically look at your computer case. Out of them, nobody is going to think it reflects on your character

    [–] Grandpa still uses a decades old computer that still runs Dos, typing and printing and storing things on floppies. tapthatsap 16 points ago in pics

    That’s just putting good parts into a boring case done idiotically. Smart people have been doing that the whole time and leaving out all the bullshit

    [–] this a new level of delusion tapthatsap -17 points ago in IncelTears

    Reddit gets extremely mad when you point out that the joke everyone loves from last time isn’t very original. Humor exists inside the lines

    [–] sad edits tapthatsap 1 points ago in sadcringe

    What an incredible story

    [–] sad edits tapthatsap -6 points ago in sadcringe

    Oh wow a whole year

    [–] Top mind conveniently forgets about all of the genocide and persecution committed by Christians tapthatsap 10 points ago in TopMindsOfReddit

    It doesn’t even have to be that, it can be a bonfire or a campfire. It doesn’t matter if it’s a big thing drawing attention from strangers or just a small group thing keeping the people already in the camp warm, they just need something to look at that encourages them.

    [–] sad edits tapthatsap -6 points ago in sadcringe

    Right?