Please help contribute to the Reddit categorization project here

    thecatsmilkdish

    + friends - friends
    18,401 link karma
    87,038 comment karma
    send message redditor for

    [–] Mountain goat chilling on a cliff face thecatsmilkdish 55 points ago in natureismetal

    We’ve been hiking in the Rockies this past week and I’ve looked up on the cliffs wondering the same thing, especially after walking on some sketchy rocky terrain myself.

    I don’t know that anyone can answer how many falls occur, but I did come across this interesting article about mountain goats.

    [–] Still one of my fav scene thecatsmilkdish 16 points ago in DunderMifflin

    I thought she fit in well, I just thought it was weird how she, as someone in HR, almost immediately jumped into a relationship with a coworker. Then when she got relocated, got into a relationship with another coworker.

    [–] It's the small victories thecatsmilkdish 39 points ago in BlackPeopleTwitter

    I woke up one morning after drinking & saw 2 full bottles of water on my nightstand. All I could say was Goddamn me. Goddamn me so hard right now.

    [–] All the time. thecatsmilkdish 2 points ago in DunderMifflin

    Every damn time.

    [–] Touch tha drain plug thecatsmilkdish 60 points ago in TouchThaFishy

    What is this? I do not want this here.

    [–] Pure gold. “It is NOT a pyramid scheme” thecatsmilkdish 2 points ago in antiMLM

    I’m starting my own business so please believe in me! Also, please buy my products with your money earned from a non-pyramid scheme job so I don’t go out of business.

    [–] I found this searching for MUA’s, I think I’ll pass thecatsmilkdish 16 points ago in awfuleverything

    Finally, someone who has the same skill level as me at applying false lashes!

    [–] This is what happened to my car after a guy in an SUV chose to speed through a red and hit me. I walked away unharmed. thecatsmilkdish 37 points ago in IdiotsInCars

    Glad you won. Shitty drivers are the reason we got front & rear dash cams. Within days of installing the cams, a dude at a stop light tried to back into us twice (assuming it was an insurance scam, trying to make it look like we rear ended him).

    Sorry about your car. Looks like it was pretty badass!

    [–] True thecatsmilkdish 6 points ago in antiMLM

    My bf & I ran into a guy he knew in high school at Home Depot a while back. Guy seemed nice, but his conversation was very similar one of my employees had told me about recently.

    She’d come back from lunch and said “I think I might’ve just joined a cult.” When she explained, I realized she’d been approached by a couple involved in Amway. Luckily she’d just given them her number, then blocked them, so it wasn’t a problem.

    Sure enough, my bf’s high school friend texted my bf the next day about a “mentorship program” that had made him very successful. Yup, Amway.

    [–] This fish thecatsmilkdish 22 points ago in natureismetal

    It’s a white dragon king crown betta.

    [–] Good boi hasn't eaten any of my plants thecatsmilkdish 20 points ago in gardening

    Yes, we have both rabbits and toads! I’m pretty new to the Midwest from the PNW so I’m still getting used to the wildlife out here. I found baby rabbits “planted” in my garden earlier this year & we have several toads. One garden toad, “Theodore,” is as big as the palm of my hand!

    [–] Forbidden ice cream thecatsmilkdish 2 points ago in forbiddensnacks

    Pumpkin pie flavor? Orange crème? Carrot? Anything is possible in the forbidden world!

    [–] You motherfuckers blaring your car subwoofers should know the louder it is, the smaller I think your cock is. Im sick of it. thecatsmilkdish 66 points ago in TrueOffMyChest

    A group of us rode on about an hour long trip to a party with a friend who insisted on showing off his loud speakers the entire time. No one could hear each other, no one could really hear the music since the loud bass drowned it out & we could all barely hear for the next couple hours. What a fun time!

    [–] I just let a random woman in my apartment... thecatsmilkdish 4 points ago in TwoXChromosomes

    Yes, been out of several bad relationships and in a fantastic, healthy one now for over 2 years. Life is good. Thanks again!

    [–] Meet Hypnotoads Little Brother! Hypnosnail! thecatsmilkdish 18 points ago in woahdude

    Dude, I stared at this for at least 30 seconds before I realized it might be a real snail.

    [–] I just let a random woman in my apartment... thecatsmilkdish 185 points ago in TwoXChromosomes

    I was in a situation like that woman’s when I was 23. My boyfriend was wasted & being awful, wouldn’t leave me alone. At one point he sat on me. I just wanted to get away from him, even if it meant sitting in my car.

    It was late at night. We were yelling and screaming, which was very unusual, and not one person did a thing to help. My boyfriend actually called 911 and told them I was freaking out. He’d threatened to kill himself, so yes, I was a bit panicked. The police came and sent my boyfriend to the hospital for observation. Luckily we were both fine and that relationship ended then, but it was very scary at the time, not knowing what he might do.

    So thank you for intervening to help this woman!

    [–] Canadian Flights Passengers wait patiently to exit flight in a calm and orderly manner! thecatsmilkdish 2 points ago in interestingasfuck

    This is glorious. I’ve been on over 100 flights in the past 4 years in the U.S. and not one was remotely this orderly. Doesn’t matter what airline or location, seems like everyone has to stand up the second we get to the gate.