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    [–] what is even going on with mini cooper theflava 2 points ago in WTF

    Classic English things:

    • Minis
    • Dogging

    [–] [Serious] Do you personally know a murderer? What were they like? How/why did they kill someone? theflava 21 points ago in AskReddit

    When my friend was a baby his dad got all coked up, went to his house where his newly separated wife was with her new boyfriend, knocked on the door, and shot him in the face with a shotgun when he answered it.

    EDIT: He got paroled a few years ago. He has a new family and his young kids don’t know.

    [–] Parents of Reddit, what is the most embarrassing thing your toddler said out loud in public? theflava 1 points ago in AskReddit

    One time my sister stood up in the shopping cart and yelled at the top of her lungs: “I AM A BOY AND I HAVE A PENIS!!!” My mom just about died of embarrassment.

    [–] In LA for a few days. What are the must trys? theflava 1 points ago in FoodLosAngeles

    Fritto Misto in Santa Monica is ridiculously good Italian.

    [–] In LA for a few days. What are the must trys? theflava 6 points ago in FoodLosAngeles

    Leo’s Taco Truck. Specifically the Al Pastor. There are multiple locations.

    [–] Feet made thrust theflava 3 points ago in gifs

    Bad time for flying.

    [–] Yes theflava 2 points ago in cardsagainsthumanity

    Just picturing that old stoner saying that is making me crack up.

    [–] Rondo game winner at the buzzer | TNT theflava 1 points ago in nba

    IT’s on the Nuggets now, bro.

    [–] Scrubs; a show about doctors theflava 8 points ago in funny

    Haha I know Miguel irl. He’s a math professor now.

    [–] JESUS CHRIST!! What did I just watch? theflava 2 points ago in WTF

    It sounds like he’s doing a bad Steve Irwin impression.

    [–] Type 212A class submarine of the German Navy theflava 4 points ago in submarines

    Considering the cutoff from boat to ship is 60 meters and the Type 212 is ~57 meters, this is still the case.

    [–] Does anyone know the dimmer button press timeout? theflava 1 points ago in Hue

    In the iConnectHue app there’s a toggle for a 10 second delay or not. I’m assuming that’s the default.

    [–] Does anyone know howto remove this logo without damaging the glass? theflava 1 points ago in howto

    Perfect for tasting complex floral beers. Dunno what Stella has to do with that!

    [–] Submarine Naval Disaster, The Kursk (2000) theflava 17 points ago in CatastrophicFailure

    Very true. I would never want to be tripping balls on a sub underway though. Fuuuuuck that shit.

    [–] Submarine Naval Disaster, The Kursk (2000) theflava 22 points ago in CatastrophicFailure

    Never once had a bag check in my 5 years. I did however have numerous closely monitored drug tests.

    [–] Officials rejected Jared Kushner for top secret security clearance, but were overruled theflava 6 points ago in politics

    True, however, the whole classification system exists because of Executive Orders. The President and presumptively his cronies (if he’s not paying attention to what they’re putting in front of him to sign) can look at literally any classified piece of information they want. It’s like how the Queen of England doesn’t need a license to drive in England because every license is technically issued at her behest.

    TL;DR Kushner has everything. Hopefully he has the CIA and FBI tails to match. Although those would be “classified”.

    [–] Officials rejected Jared Kushner for top secret security clearance, but were overruled theflava 11 points ago in politics

    Every secret really. The only question is ther competence in knowing what to ask for. I’m sure their handlers in the respective foreign intelligence services are doing their best to help out though.