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    [–] I got the entire YouTube rewind 2018 as an ad theonlydidymus 25 points ago in mildlyinfuriating

    When the biggest and most influential creators are excluding themselves or being excluded from the end of year YouTube mega party this is what you get.

    The people who most deserved to be in it refused to be, and others just didn’t make the cut.

    [–] I got the entire YouTube rewind 2018 as an ad theonlydidymus 44 points ago in mildlyinfuriating

    It’s not the inclusion of k-pop, it’s the way they introduced it.

    You’ve got a few brain cells in a skin suit sitting around a fire going “what should we put in this video? Herp derp, I know! KPOP!” Then a cutaway.

    Compare this to previous years where they just put the k-pop in without the self-congratulatory bullshit. (SEE ALSO: Rewind YouTube Style)

    [–] I got the entire YouTube rewind 2018 as an ad theonlydidymus 16 points ago in mildlyinfuriating

    No. There’s not any GOOD Adblock solution on iPhones. Can’t speak for Android but if you want to block ads on the YouTube app you need something at the firewall level, like a PiHole, which will only be effective on your home network.

    [–] Good job everyone theonlydidymus 1 points ago in dankmemes

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    [–] Me😡irl theonlydidymus 1 points ago in me_irl

    So you can steal them again next time you’re in the area

    [–] Me irl theonlydidymus 1 points ago in me_irl

    Wololo

    [–] My 8gb of ram theonlydidymus 2 points ago in funny

    I used regedit to kill Cortana and she still shows up in my task manager.

    [–] The Outer Worlds Lookin' Good! theonlydidymus 9 points ago in pcmasterrace

    Spore is a weird one. I remember people going nuts about the beta or demo or whatever but never realized it ever actually became a full game.

    [–] Friendship is magic theonlydidymus 174 points ago in tumblr

    Screenshots of the very first old school tumblr are rare, but I remember using it in 2007-8 for school work. By 2010 it had begun its descent into darkness.

    [–] Does anyone make a mobile or music box that plays LDS children's hymns? theonlydidymus 7 points ago in lds

    Simple solution: get an old iPhone or iPod and load it up with church music. You can put a Bluetooth speaker in the crib at low volume.

    Most hymns and children’s songs are freely available on LDS.org along with lots of FSOY and conference music.

    [–] What do you predict will be the next big invention to revolutionize everyday life, like the cell phone? theonlydidymus 2 points ago in AskReddit

    Once automated vehicles are more common we're going to see a fundamental shift in the way people drive. I'm imagining garages full of AI cars waiting to be hailed like 24/7 Uber drivers. This will dramatically hurt the rental industry and fundamentally change the way we view transportation.

    People will pay a monthly subscription fee to have access to the nearest AI car garages. At first it will be cheaper than a car payment and insurance, but the price will go up as the system becomes more widely trusted and used. Actual insurance for gasoline vehicles will hike as it becomes obvious that human error causes more accidents than AI precision.

    You'll either schedule cars to arrive at a location at a time, or you'll hail them and wait. There will be "ready stations" outside stores and restaurants where you can get right into an AI car and go where you want to go without waiting for one to be hailed. Companies will offer vehicle upgrade subscriptions as benefits.

    There will obviously be competing services from competing vehicle companies. I would not be surprised if certain stores struck exclusivity contracts with individual AI Car services. Other cars would still be able to travel to these places, of course, but the readily available cars will be of one specific brand that you may or may not have a subscription for.

    Aside from all of those pretty straightforward consequences, my inner cynic thinks we'll find plenty of ways to ruin this new technology. For once, I'm not going to focus on that. Let's look forward to the good possibilities AI Cars can provide us. It will hopefully bring us closer to a world where there are fewer accidents and emissions, and hopefully solve traffic problems as well.

    [–] If you had the worlds attention for 30 seconds what would you say? theonlydidymus 1 points ago in AskReddit

    "Attention citizens of the world! If I'm able to do all of this, to have every single one of you paying attention, imagine what other amazing things we could do together. Send me $5 on venmo and see what happens!"

    [–] If you had the worlds attention for 30 seconds what would you say? theonlydidymus 1 points ago in AskReddit

    "I'm having kind of a rough go guys, you think you could pop like a dollar or its equivalent into my paypal?"

    I mean. I'm not too proud to beg the entire world. It's not like anything I say is going to matter anyway.

    [–] How do blind people know when to stop wiping? theonlydidymus 1 points ago in AskReddit

    Because a bidet will get your butthole clean much more reliably than rough crumbly toilet tissue. Just spray for a while then wipe dry. Problem solved.

    [–] What would you do with a $100,000? theonlydidymus 0 points ago in AskReddit

    20k goes straight to charity, and I keep track of that for tax purposes.

    10k goes straight to a savings account, and stays there untouched.

    10k gets invested in something stable like S&P 500.

    40k is allotted to paying off debts. Anything remaining out of that 40k (which wont be that much) goes into my HSA for any potential health expenses.

    That leaves $20,000 to do with as I see fit guilt-free... meaning I wont regret it since all my other bases are covered. With that money I'd put a significant down payment on a new (or new-ish used) car. Then:

    • I'd buy a Nintendo Switch and all of the games I've been wanting for it,
    • a NAS with lots of bays and 8TB hard drives,
    • 5 years worth of subscriptions to all of my favorite services, and some that I wouldn't have paid for otherwise,
    • Build two new computers, one for me and one for my wife
    • New phones for the wife and me

    All of the rest of it (if anything) goes into that savings account mentioned before. Now with all of my debts paid off I will be making a significantly greater amount of money each year. Just the fact of having no more student loans gives me an extra $3-4k every year, which is a huge blessing in itself. I can redirect all that "debt money" to something more useful like dance classes for kids or tuition at private schools.

    [–] How do blind people know when to stop wiping? theonlydidymus 1 points ago in AskReddit

    Among all the other answers, I'd assume that bidets are more popular among the visually impaired.

    [–] [TOMT][MOVIE][2010s] From which movie is the scene used in this video? theonlydidymus 3 points ago in tipofmytongue

    The fastest tip in the west.

    I always end up getting beat by a minute or two because I have to second-guess myself and keep fact-checking before I comment.