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    [–] Welcome to Texas tyrghast -3 points ago * (lasted edited 5 years ago) in funny

    Castle doctrine describes the extent of the laws governing the rights of a Texan on their private property. Not 'castle law'.

    edit: cute, so I'm the bad guy for pointing out there is not 'castle law' but rather a set of laws. Celebrate ignorance.

    [–] I can't be the only woman who appreciates when this happens. tyrghast 7 points ago in AdviceAnimals

    Okay seriously: as much as you wish that, no amount of period entitles you to act like a bitch.

    [–] The pizza guy thought my friend was cute.. tyrghast 6 points ago * (lasted edited 5 years ago) in cringepics

    No, you're sane and rational.

    Text message takes probably a couple seconds out of your day. He didn't harass her, was polite, tried to make conversation and was shot down. He also gladly accepted to cease communication if the advance was unwanted.

    Nothing creepy here, just people interacting in a way that consumes 1/billionth of the day.

    edit: lol okay so I'm the weird one for not obsessing over something that is ultimately trivial? furthermore the users of this subreddit don't comprehend how grossly offensive they are by attributing shyness and awkwardness as 'creepy'. Sad.

    [–] This is my beef with porn from all times. tyrghast 0 points ago in AdviceAnimals

    Speaking of which thousands of women begged him to fuck them on his AMA, but no one called that creepy.

    The double standard on Reddit is sickening.

    [–] My [40M] wife [38F] is upset at me for turning down a job promotion. tyrghast 32 points ago in relationships

    Being a mother isnt a fucking salaried position. Its a responsibility to the little human beings you created. It sounds like she already gets to live pretty fucking well, especially if OP is saving more money a year than I make (working more hours at that).

    OP is being responsible, and his wife clearly does not know the value of money judging by her previous credit card daliances. To her its just a bunch of points in a game she gets to rack up by playing house and then go to the proze counter and blow it all.

    Maybe you were being sarcastic, in which case I'm sorry, but being a parent isn't a fucking job. Its a responsibility and a lifestyle that too many do not take seriously.

    [–] Michigan Democrats Introduce Bill To Increase Minimum Wage From $7.40 To $10 An Hour tyrghast 1 points ago * (lasted edited 6 years ago) in politics

    Don't spread your supply-side economics dogma. It lacks basis in reality and feeds a mentality that is counter-productive to the progression of society.

    Minimum wage laws are a core principle of workers rights legislation, which is something that has sorely lacked reform in the last 30 years.

    edit: We've gone around this circle in multiplicity over the last few months, so to save time heres my counter-point

    [–] The workplace after mass shootings tyrghast -14 points ago * (lasted edited 6 years ago) in AdviceAnimals

    What if I told you... Normal people don't worship guns?

    Edit: yes gun crazies. Show me you're totally not crazy by swarming me with downvotes and silly illogical replies. Feed me your tears.

    [–] Which of you delinquENTS did this? tyrghast 2 points ago in trees


    Fucking idiots.

    [–] Taking a photo with one of the Top Gear guys when... tyrghast 2 points ago in funny

    Imagine the look on King George's face if I told him that 200 years from now his country would be the lapdog of the US.

    [–] Who killed more. tyrghast -14 points ago in pics

    Watch out, might get some reality on you.

    [–] It's a serious problem. tyrghast -1 points ago in AdviceAnimals

    And yet lately my friends who have jumped ship from the iPhone to android phones are considering going back since their various android phones have a slew of technical problems (or are just cheap/brittle/flimsy in general).

    [–] So my parents thought this would be funny this Christmas... tyrghast 1 points ago in funny

    I would disown my patents if they got me a Big Bang theory shirt

    [–] This guy is very anti-hoverhand tyrghast -3 points ago in funny

    I didn't say it was okay to assault them.

    But don't pretend there's any kind if 'community' going on. It's all commercial pandering.

    [–] Before we had Steam.... tyrghast 0 points ago * (lasted edited 7 years ago) in gaming

    What companies would like you to think killed reasonable return policies

    Truthfully they just used it as an excuse to treat customers with disdain. I have no idea if I'm going to like a game without playing it, and as with all any other product I might buy if I don't like it I can return it.

    Except software, because fuck you.

    oh and edit: Steam will give you a refund and remove the credited game from your account. As long as you ask nicely, not "man fuck this game, I played for three hours and there wusint no fuckin' energy sword or level up so I left".

    [–] Sick of EA's shit? STOP BUYING FROM THEM. tyrghast -1 points ago in gaming

    Really? A game that allowed more freedom and smoother gameplay than its predecessor was formulaic and therefore a disappointment?

    Starting to think you kids don't know jack about video games and merely bandy words around hoping you'll get it right one of these days. Hating sequels for the sake of hating sequels is pathetic.

    [–] To be honest, it's because you're 300+lbs.. tyrghast 0 points ago in AdviceAnimals

    Fat girls and older women give the best head. No shame in their game.