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    [–] For $50,000... Focus, take a deep breath unbalanced_checkbook 23 points ago in videos

    Sorry for the truthbomb if it has an impact on the atmosphere!

    You're not supposed to use Reddit until you're 13 years old.

    [–] Denver Apartment unbalanced_checkbook 1 points ago in malelivingspace

    I do the neutral colors thing as well.

    ...but I'm color blind and don't trust myself to make things match.

    [–] Hold my Cosmo while I stand in this blow hole unbalanced_checkbook 42 points ago in holdmycosmo


    ...for the 3 of you who haven't seen it and didn't expect it.

    [–] Never trust a chiropractor unbalanced_checkbook 1 points ago in combinedgifs

    I can hear you rummaging around in there.

    [–] 1969 Ford Mustang Boss 557 | Mustang Classic[832 × 468] unbalanced_checkbook 6 points ago in carporn

    It outsells every car in its segment by a landslide.

    The 10,000,000th Mustang just rolled off the assembly line a few days ago!

    [–] Eminem's Sign Language Interpreter Kills His Supersonic Speed Part Of Rap God unbalanced_checkbook 2 points ago in videos

    You should see the races! I've been trying for years to describe it to friends, but it's impossible to explain. Just... Absolute raw unfettered power. It's something to see.

    [–] Eminem's Sign Language Interpreter Kills His Supersonic Speed Part Of Rap God unbalanced_checkbook 191 points ago in videos

    I'm glad you brought up vibration. Once a year I go to NHRA drag races, and I often see deaf people there. You can absolutely feel the impact when those 10,000 horsepower machines fly by at 300+ mph in 3 seconds.

    [–] FWD: TRUMP IS MAKING AMERICA A CHRISTIAN NATION AGAIN!!!! unbalanced_checkbook 3 points ago in forwardsfromgrandma

    It baffles me how anyone can possibly claim that the Republican party is the Christian party. The party is irrefutably, demonstrably anti-Christian on virtually every single partisan issue. Except maybe abortion rights, which I could argue isn't a Christian value itself.

    Republicans are not Christian. They might say they are, might go to church, and might even think they are, but they aren't.

    [–] Weezer with Weird Al -- "Africa" [soft rock] unbalanced_checkbook 49 points ago in Music

    If someone specifically asked me not to look at them, there's no way I wouldn't be able to look at them.

    [–] Weezer with Weird Al -- "Africa" [soft rock] unbalanced_checkbook 39 points ago in Music

    Nah, they made up. I specifically remember someone asking Al about it years ago in one of his old AMAs, and he said that they were friendly now.

    edit: I found that faster than I expected.

    [–] Brake testing in front of a car unbalanced_checkbook 6 points ago in IdiotsInCars

    20 seconds from the start of the video to being even with the truck. That truck is going really, really slow.

    [–] Brake testing in front of a car unbalanced_checkbook 10 points ago in IdiotsInCars

    In my state you can get tickets for "reckless endangerment" and "careless driving", both of which are up to interpretation by the cop and/or judge.

    Both would qualify in this case, IMO.

    [–] Classic ex boyfriend unbalanced_checkbook 21 points ago in OopsDidntMeanTo

    I've been there. Booze + heartbreak + modern communication technology = bad times.

    He totally should be leaving her alone, but part of me feels for him.

    I hope Brian finds someone new soon.

    [–] So fast, so graceful, so ferocious. unbalanced_checkbook 46 points ago in badtattoos

    Some proper shading could probably improve this 1000%. Goddamn that's a confusing perspective at first. Took me a good 5 seconds to realize that was it's front hand paw.

    [–] Foul!!! unbalanced_checkbook 13 points ago in ThatLookedExpensive

    Cost, I assume. Laminated glass is exponentially more expensive, especially when it needs to be crystal clear to not affect the camera picture. Plus with laminated glass you would need to uninstall the damaged glass to continue using the camera since it will just stay in place and completely block the picture.

    Source: Guessing.

    [–] Does this count? unbalanced_checkbook 3 points ago in AteTheOnion

    Ironically, Common Core was initially developed in 2007 and implemented in 2008.... While Bush was president.