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    [–] What’s your “‘never trust a fart” story? yaboijimboslice 1 points ago in AskReddit

    Mine wasn’t too long ago.

    Played Division 3 college baseball a few years ago... I was a pitcher. Wasn’t a starter or anything but pitched a decent amount. One game I had really bad gas and my stomach just didn’t feel right, maybe from Taco Bell Idk. But around the 5th inning I went to the portapotty just to piss, and while is pissing I let one rip and shit my pants a little bit.... and there was like verrry little toilet paper left. Got some of it cleaned up and hurried back to the dugout. Coach tells me to warm up I’m going in to pitch.

    Pitched a successful 2 innings with a little bit of a smear goin on. Felt gross.

    [–] My brother’s Flemish giant. Yes he’s as big as he looks. yaboijimboslice 126 points ago in aww

    Lol just bigger rabbit poops. Rabbit poop is pretty easy to clean up

    [–] My brother’s Flemish giant. Yes he’s as big as he looks. yaboijimboslice 590 points ago in aww

    He lived outside in a nice, large, covered wooden cage but came in the house all the time

    [–] My brother’s Flemish giant. Yes he’s as big as he looks. yaboijimboslice 1097 points ago * (lasted edited 2 months ago) in aww

    He died several years ago :( wish I woulda gotten a pic with a banana. RIP Buck

    Edit: Dog for scale https://imgur.com/tN9EpBr https://imgur.com/nMqbygQ https://imgur.com/fDEBxBI

    [–] What is your favorite song to sing in the shower? yaboijimboslice 2 points ago in AskReddit

    Runaway - Kanye West. Well listen to and sing along. Perfect length and everything

    [–] Saddest shit I’ve ever seen yaboijimboslice 14 points ago in lildicky

    Listen to his song “molly”

    [–] What is your favorite movie quote? yaboijimboslice 2 points ago in AskReddit

    “Hell yeah we should get some road beers” - mclovin