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    [–] What is the biggest load of bullshit you have ever been told? yourmoms2ndboyfriend 1 points ago in AskReddit

    My dad literally fought one of my bullies' dad. No, we weren't red necks, my dad just wasn't going to let that shit go. It's fun watching your dad make a grown man hit his own son because he's afraid for his life.

    [–] What’s something you did when you were younger that haunts you to this day? yourmoms2ndboyfriend 2 points ago in AskReddit

    Maybe we could get a packaged deal because I am just imagining the funniest/saddest thing ever.

    [–] What do people not realize is just marketing? yourmoms2ndboyfriend 2 points ago in AskReddit

    When I was a teen and I was home sick I would watch and enjoy infomercials. Ronco's stuff and the magic bullet were my jam.

    [–] What fashion trend makes you irrationally angry? yourmoms2ndboyfriend 23 points ago in AskReddit

    I had a pair that lasted 5 years of heavy use. From school, to hiking, to exercise it survived everything. Then my cat appeared.

    [–] We all know these sweet, pure stories about someone else's children. But what is the most evil thing you have ever seen a child do? yourmoms2ndboyfriend 1 points ago in AskReddit

    Take it all in. I would say like someone we know but we don't want to piss mom off now

    [–] We all know these sweet, pure stories about someone else's children. But what is the most evil thing you have ever seen a child do? yourmoms2ndboyfriend 1 points ago in AskReddit

    Well I had sex with our mom then. His son/bro

    [–] What was great while it lasted? yourmoms2ndboyfriend 1 points ago in AskReddit

    I'd fuck myself. Would you fuck me though bitch?

    [–] We all know these sweet, pure stories about someone else's children. But what is the most evil thing you have ever seen a child do? yourmoms2ndboyfriend 7 points ago in AskReddit

    Don't worry I have enough gasoline for you too.

    [–] What's your "I know it sounds weird but you need to try this once!" Food combo? yourmoms2ndboyfriend 31 points ago in AskReddit

    Add more grapes to make sure it really does the job

    [–] What’s something people assume about you based on first impressions? yourmoms2ndboyfriend 20 points ago in AskReddit

    Well hello me, how are you going?

    [–] We all know these sweet, pure stories about someone else's children. But what is the most evil thing you have ever seen a child do? yourmoms2ndboyfriend 96 points ago in AskReddit

    I hope not

    [–] We all know these sweet, pure stories about someone else's children. But what is the most evil thing you have ever seen a child do? yourmoms2ndboyfriend 11 points ago in AskReddit

    He could tell his dad he kicked two asses that day

    [–] We all know these sweet, pure stories about someone else's children. But what is the most evil thing you have ever seen a child do? yourmoms2ndboyfriend 15 points ago in AskReddit

    Yeah he didn't do it in the park this time and he got a show for it

    [–] We all know these sweet, pure stories about someone else's children. But what is the most evil thing you have ever seen a child do? yourmoms2ndboyfriend 110 points ago in AskReddit

    Time to light you on fire now

    [–] We all know these sweet, pure stories about someone else's children. But what is the most evil thing you have ever seen a child do? yourmoms2ndboyfriend 90 points ago in AskReddit

    Is this my family?

    [–] 95% of the people in the world just died and in 24 hours they will become zombies. What do you do in those 24 hours to prepare assuming running water, electricity, gas pumps, etc still function perfectly for the 24 hours? yourmoms2ndboyfriend 1 points ago in AskReddit

    I inject it directly in the dick hole.

    [–] What’s your sex tip/technique? yourmoms2ndboyfriend 1 points ago in AskReddit

    Then do some reps for Jesus.

    [–] What’s your sex tip/technique? yourmoms2ndboyfriend 19 points ago in AskReddit

    Then when you are going balls deep she will call you papi

    [–] 95% of the people in the world just died and in 24 hours they will become zombies. What do you do in those 24 hours to prepare assuming running water, electricity, gas pumps, etc still function perfectly for the 24 hours? yourmoms2ndboyfriend 1 points ago in AskReddit

    I live in the countryside on a small island. I already grow a bit of my own food and some weed so imma just reinforce my windows, door, fence and gate and then smoke weed for like a month.

    [–] 95% of the people in the world just died and in 24 hours they will become zombies. What do you do in those 24 hours to prepare assuming running water, electricity, gas pumps, etc still function perfectly for the 24 hours? yourmoms2ndboyfriend 22 points ago in AskReddit

    Then you hopefully come back for round 2. Unless, you know my brain is fucked. Like Op's mom.

    [–] 95% of the people in the world just died and in 24 hours they will become zombies. What do you do in those 24 hours to prepare assuming running water, electricity, gas pumps, etc still function perfectly for the 24 hours? yourmoms2ndboyfriend 11 points ago in AskReddit

    I eat bare-ass, so does that make me a shark zombie?

    [–] Who's the biggest loser your son/daughter has dated? yourmoms2ndboyfriend 1 points ago in AskReddit

    And I am completely outta burn heal. Hard luck loser

    [–] Who's the biggest loser your son/daughter has dated? yourmoms2ndboyfriend 3 points ago in AskReddit

    "Mom what's power rangers? Those that have to do with the thing in your draw that move around?"

    [–] What is the ‘worst’ thing you’ve ever done that you don’t actually feel bad about doing? yourmoms2ndboyfriend 41 points ago in AskReddit

    F

    [–] After having already given it a try, what type of person will you never date again? yourmoms2ndboyfriend 2 points ago in AskReddit

    My heart and soul