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    [–] What has made you change your entire perspective on life ? yourmoms2ndboyfriend 2 points ago in AskReddit

    Lost over a hundred pounds and still haven't banged anyone. Some please hold me.

    [–] In 30 years what will be your "thats just what we did back then" thing you tell to a younger person? yourmoms2ndboyfriend 2 points ago in AskReddit

    It's only been a couple hundred years, give them a couple more

    [–] In 30 years what will be your "thats just what we did back then" thing you tell to a younger person? yourmoms2ndboyfriend 104 points ago in AskReddit

    "What's a tree Grandpa?"

    [–] What can't you believe still happens in this day and age? yourmoms2ndboyfriend 6 points ago in AskReddit

    Yeah those little green men only enslaving the gray men.

    [–] What ‘kind’ gesture actually annoys you? yourmoms2ndboyfriend 2 points ago in AskReddit

    Depends on the size of the child

    [–] Somehow I knew sorting by controversial would yield results on this post. yourmoms2ndboyfriend 1 points ago in niceguys

    Sephiroth isn't Hitler

    [–] Somehow I knew sorting by controversial would yield results on this post. yourmoms2ndboyfriend 6 points ago in niceguys

    Sephiroth is a good man, his sword isn't.

    [–] Girls of Reddit what are some things you look for when visiting a guys place for the first time? yourmoms2ndboyfriend 81 points ago in AskReddit

    I hope so or else I'm fucked

    [–] What movie or book predicted the future to a shocking degree of accuracy? yourmoms2ndboyfriend 0 points ago in AskReddit

    Also called almost every third world ever

    [–] What movie or book predicted the future to a shocking degree of accuracy? yourmoms2ndboyfriend 20 points ago in AskReddit

    Don't worry guys we stopped him

    [–] What movie or book predicted the future to a shocking degree of accuracy? yourmoms2ndboyfriend 7 points ago in AskReddit

    What do you mean? Are you trying to preach heresy mother fucker

    [–] Yeah, fuck this 6-year-old yourmoms2ndboyfriend 3 points ago in iamatotalpieceofshit

    Start a riot so she could pepper spray some fools

    [–] To people who've lived in a rough neighborhood (places with gang violence and stuff). What challenges did you face on a day to day basis? What experiences have stayed with you? yourmoms2ndboyfriend 23 points ago in AskReddit

    I'm cooking a ton of goat right now

    [–] Who fucked up the most in human history? yourmoms2ndboyfriend 3 points ago in AskReddit

    Wilhelm I was his grandfather though. Frederick III was Wilhelm II's father. He called out Bismarck on his crap uniting the german people through force. He just happened to die 99 days into his reign because cancer. So fuck cancer.

    [–] What kind of teenage bullshit probably happened at Hogwarts that wasn’t mentioned in the Harry Potter books? yourmoms2ndboyfriend 2 points ago in AskReddit

    That is a next dealer's turf, you want me to get hexed hombre. Hagrid is cool, he lets me sell by him so meet me there instead. But make sure you aren't followed, those hufflepuffs have been jumping fools

    [–] What kind of teenage bullshit probably happened at Hogwarts that wasn’t mentioned in the Harry Potter books? yourmoms2ndboyfriend 1 points ago in AskReddit

    I will. In the mean time I have some chinese snapping cabage. Take it right before a banquet and you are set fam

    [–] What kind of teenage bullshit probably happened at Hogwarts that wasn’t mentioned in the Harry Potter books? yourmoms2ndboyfriend 4 points ago in AskReddit

    Aite. Meet me on the side of the quidditch field.

    [–] What kind of teenage bullshit probably happened at Hogwarts that wasn’t mentioned in the Harry Potter books? yourmoms2ndboyfriend 279 points ago in AskReddit

    numbus handus

    [–] What kind of teenage bullshit probably happened at Hogwarts that wasn’t mentioned in the Harry Potter books? yourmoms2ndboyfriend 6 points ago in AskReddit

    Nah man. I got some of that whomping willow on the cheap though

    [–] What kind of teenage bullshit probably happened at Hogwarts that wasn’t mentioned in the Harry Potter books? yourmoms2ndboyfriend 36 points ago in AskReddit

    Voldemort was just head of the DEA and was trying to bring Dumbledore down

    [–] What kind of teenage bullshit probably happened at Hogwarts that wasn’t mentioned in the Harry Potter books? yourmoms2ndboyfriend 8 points ago in AskReddit

    Best teacher

    [–] What kind of teenage bullshit probably happened at Hogwarts that wasn’t mentioned in the Harry Potter books? yourmoms2ndboyfriend 57 points ago in AskReddit

    With your new vagina.

    [–] What’s the most intimate non-sexual thing you can do with another person? yourmoms2ndboyfriend 3 points ago in AskReddit

    Jake getting called out

    [–] Lucky couples of Reddit: Did you two like each other when you first met? What changed your/their mind if you didn't (not a question in despair, just curious)? yourmoms2ndboyfriend 2 points ago in AskReddit

    Fuck yeah bitch

    [–] Women, what do you find most confusing about men? yourmoms2ndboyfriend 5 points ago in AskReddit

    I have eaten enough people that I can afford to take the stat hit