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    [–] Still love my job 30yrs on! zT1TzbaT 1 points ago in pics

    I don't know the first thing about welding, but that looks really precise and uniform. Also, I love your username. Congratulations on doing a job for 30 years!

    [–] What book gripped you to the point that it took over your life until you finished it? zT1TzbaT 1 points ago in AskReddit

    That's really nice! Yeah, I like that attempt at cleaning the language up.

    "Mom, they're all witches and wizards. Why would Molly call somebody a witch as an insult?"

    [–] What’s the best quote from The Office? zT1TzbaT 1 points ago in AskReddit

    Meh. Even though the original version had a lot of the same ideas and concepts, the U.S. version was way better.

    [–] What’s the best quote from The Office? zT1TzbaT 2 points ago in AskReddit

    "It's a good thing that it's Halloween..."

    [–] What is the worst popular fast food chain? zT1TzbaT 1 points ago in AskReddit

    Their breadsticks are amazing. Their pizza is meh.

    [–] What's the dumbest thing you believed as a child? zT1TzbaT 15 points ago in AskReddit

    "It's just Diet Coke! What's your problem, child?"

    [–] What's the dumbest thing you believed as a child? zT1TzbaT 2 points ago * (lasted edited 4 days ago) in AskReddit

    • I thought my uncle was a pirate because he had long hair and a beard.

    • I thought the two different actresses who played Aunt Viv on Fresh Prince of Bel Air were the same actress. I honestly thought she had a skin condition that made her look like a completely different person after a few years.

    • Thanks to the Wizard of Oz, I thought Kansas would be black and white and totally devoid of color. Imagine my surprise when that wasn't true.

    [–] What book gripped you to the point that it took over your life until you finished it? zT1TzbaT 1 points ago in AskReddit

    The Disaster Artist by Greg Sestero. The movie did an alright job, but the book was phenomenal. I was eager to get my questions about The Room answered and it was a funny, gripping, touching story to boot.

    [–] What is a black and white movie everyone should watch? zT1TzbaT 1 points ago in AskReddit

    Bogart kisses his dead partner's widow for the last time

    Secretary: So how did you and the widow make out?

    Me: Haaaaaaaa!

    In all seriousness, though, it's a great movie.

    [–] What is the worst casting decision in the history of film or tv? zT1TzbaT 1 points ago in AskReddit

    According to a friend of mine, he saw an early cut of the movie in a focus group and the part where somebody stabs the fish was originally filmed as the guy punching the fish.

    No idea if that's true, but it sounds funny anyway.

    [–] Just welcomed Jehovah's Witnesses into my home to talk. zT1TzbaT 1 points ago in atheism

    Yikes. I'm sorry that you had to deal with people like that.

    [–] Just welcomed Jehovah's Witnesses into my home to talk. zT1TzbaT 2 points ago in atheism

    Well, as an atheist (not a satanist), I certainly recognize the importance of demonstrating kindness to the religious as a proper example and for the sake of diplomacy.

    Next time, I'll offer them a ride some place if they need it.

    [–] What are the Pepsi vs Coke of other industries? zT1TzbaT 1 points ago in AskReddit

    Better Microsoft integration AND better security options? Sounds amazing! For the modern day workplace, anyway.

    I look forward to trying it out.

    [–] Just welcomed Jehovah's Witnesses into my home to talk. zT1TzbaT 9 points ago in atheism

    Well done. You handled that better than I would have.

    Some Mormons came to our door a week ago and I wanted to show them the Satanic Bible and say, "No thanks, we're affiliated," but my wife stopped me.

    [–] What's the one song that never fails to get you in a good mood? zT1TzbaT 1 points ago in AskReddit

    I don't know what it's called, but this kid in a green tunic comes into my throne room from time to time, plays it... AND I DANCE!

    It has such a hot beat!