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    [–] Were you ever that 1 in 1,000,000? If so, what's your story? zempaxochimeh 1 points ago in AskReddit

    I have like these extra teeth pieces on the outsides of my back molars that were sharp and had to be filed down my dentist. Whenever i go to a new dentist they always get really excited.

    [–] “Hiding a Biscuit” in plain sight zempaxochimeh 1 points ago in siberianhusky

    Lol our husky does this too! He likes to hide bones behind the long curtains

    [–] Cancelled LA Fitness - They keep charging me zempaxochimeh 1 points ago in personalfinance

    I have had a membership with them twice (because I get it super cheap) and it is a bitch to cancel.

    [–] The Yak Bak zempaxochimeh 1 points ago in nostalgia

    I still have mine!!!!!!

    [–] Parents of Reddit, what is the most embarrassing thing your toddler said out loud in public? zempaxochimeh 4 points ago in AskReddit

    My daughter went to a social justice school. When she was in kindergarten we saw an African American man at the store. She said really loudly “look mama it’s Martin Luther King jr.!!!!!!!!” I was super embarrassed but the guy just smiled. I hightailed it out of there.

    [–] [MN] A girl is planning to claim I am the father of her baby when we never had sex zempaxochimeh 47 points ago in legaladvice

    What county do you live in? I work at Family Court and can’t give any legal advice but I would recommend you speak with an attorney. Here is the website for the volunteer lawyers network . In Hennepin County they have free appointments at the Family Justice Center. You can also speak to a school counselor. The DNA test is usually done through your county services (like child support services) and involves a cheek swab not a semen sample.

    [–] I cheated on my now ex-boyfriend zempaxochimeh 1 points ago in confession

    I was in a very similar situation... I had tried to end it multiple times but just wasn’t strong enough. Then I met a man who helped me regain my sense of self and self confidence. I was finally able to break up with the abusive boyfriend for good and I’m still with the new guy :) looking back on it... I have very mixed feelings ... shamed I stayed so long... and that I couldn’t leave knowing that I was being abused. But yet happy because I met my so and my life wouldn’t be where it is if I hadn’t lived that experience...

    [–] Best sunset in awhile! Shot on my drone zempaxochimeh 3 points ago in minnesota

    I think I saw you!!! Were you behind Coffman down by the river flats (I think that’s what it’s called)? Wearing a green jacket I think and petting hanging your neck?

    [–] Waste of money zempaxochimeh 0 points ago in WhitePeopleTwitter

    I bought one and never wear it and always wonder why tf did I waste money on that? My parents’ generation thought they were really cool... they also wanted me to buy a letterman’s jacket to put my varsity letters on...