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    [–] What instantly put your anxiety from 0 to 100? zewayofjay 1 points ago in AskReddit

    Getting in an elevator alone and when the doors close halfway, they open up again and 12 people come in and you suddenly have zero personal space.

    [–] data_irl zewayofjay -7 points ago in dataisbeautiful

    Data.

    [–] What stereotype actually fits you perfectly and you're 100% okay with it? zewayofjay 2 points ago in AskReddit

    I'm Filipino and I frickin LOVE karaoke. Don't invite me out and get me drunk when y'all planning karaoke unless you want me to hog the mic with cheesy James Ingram/Michael Bolton/Air Supply bangers

    [–] What is a non-sexual equivalent of having unprotected sex? zewayofjay 1 points ago in AskReddit

    Not stretching before playing pick up basketball when you're 30+

    [–] 1942 - my badass grandpa in the Philippines zewayofjay 2 points ago in OldSchoolCool

    Zero offense taken!!! History is a strange thing that changes based on the storyteller!

    [–] 1942 - my badass grandpa in the Philippines zewayofjay 3 points ago in OldSchoolCool

    Depends what kind of vacation you're looking for? Looking for island living, beaches and nature? Or city-life and alcohol?

    [–] 1942 - my badass grandpa in the Philippines zewayofjay 27 points ago in OldSchoolCool

    Filipino born and raised here! I dunno about what your husband told you but the way we're taught history here is that we were under Spanish rule for 300+ years, under American rule for around 40 years, then under Japanese rule for less than a decade. Each "conquerer" had its own long-lasting effect on the culture and politics of the country and each one also set up their own "government" to occupy the highest seats of the nation, even if they put a Filipino leader on there they called it a "puppet administration." Though tbh, it really was the Americans that got thee short end of the stick when the Japanese came, and were the ones who ultimately helped us get our freedom back.

    [–] What's your favorite word? zewayofjay 1 points ago in AskReddit

    Copacetic. It means in excellent order.

    "Hope everything is copacetic on your end" is an excellent end to a greeting.

    [–] Sexually active people of Reddit, what is the strangest/most unique thing anyone has ever said to you during sex? zewayofjay 5 points ago in AskReddit

    Girl I was dating knew my ex (she's sorta known where I'm from) and while we were in bed kept asking "oh my god so ____ was here? She literally slept here?" she asked at least 5 times, almost moaning each time, in the course of one session. My boner was so confused

    [–] What's one of the most hurtful things someone said to you? zewayofjay 1 points ago in AskReddit

    "I think I only said yes to you because it seemed fun at the time." - my ex as she dumped me. It sounds like junior high but we were already in our mid twenties, mind you, and I was ready for something serious

    [–] cause guys can tell its "fake leaving" zewayofjay 3 points ago in Nicegirls

    Man, I was in a relationship for a year and a half with someone who did this regularly. Would storm out or break up with me and when we'd get back together or have a discussion about it to fix things, she'd berate me for not chasing after her, that maybe she wasn't that important to me. Made me kept trying harder cuz it never seemed enough and kinda lost myself in the relationship. Finally the last time she did it, I just stopped. I didn't want to do it anymore. Didn't go talk to her, didn't go see her even if she still wanted to. Just sent her a nice goodbye text message and moved on.

    [–] If you were filthy rich, what's a totally unnecessary but cool and outrageously eccentric thing you would buy? zewayofjay 6 points ago in AskReddit

    I am EXTREMELY happy this is one of the top comments as soon as I opened the thread. This was literally going to be my answer!

    I love you guys...

    [–] What are some of your favorite words? zewayofjay 3 points ago in AskReddit

    Copacetic. "In excellent order." it's always half-way douchey and half-way interest-garnering when I tell people "hope everything is copacetic on your end."

    [–] If birth marks are fatal wounds from your previous life. How do you speculate you died? zewayofjay 1 points ago in AskReddit

    I have a pretty big, dark birth mark right above my right eyebrow. I was definitely shot point blank in my last life. Probably wasn't a very good human being.

    [–] Dear Reddit, what is your weirdest dream/nightmare you've ever had? zewayofjay 1 points ago in AskReddit

    I dreamt I was in this rural looking house with my friends for some sort of sleep over. We were all in sleeping bags in one high ceiling room with a skylight on the top. Out of nowhere, this demon looking clown creature landed and was pressed onto the skylight. It was trying to get in but couldn't for some reason. We all got up and went to the living room the house and the clown was again at one of the windows trying to get in but this time it had this cue card in it hands pressed up to the window. It was a sentence with a grammatical error. It became clear to all of us that this clown could only come into the house if we made grammatical errors. As we scurried about the hours trying to find somewhere safe, this clown would appear on every window with a new cue card with a grammatical error, trying to coax us to fuck up and say something stupid so he could get in the house and murder us.

    TL;DR: was being attacked by a demon clown but it couldn't get in the house unless we made grammatical errors and would constantly put up cue cards with sentence errors against the windows to coax us to fuck up our grammar and let him in.

    [–] What kind of person has a special place in hell? zewayofjay 1 points ago in AskReddit

    People who take round trips on elevators just so they don't have to wait for the next go around.

    [–] [Discourse] Medical Marijuana is a few steps from being readily available in the country. What're your thoughts? zewayofjay 2 points ago in Philippines

    Different strokes for different folks! Recreationally, think of it as any other already legal vice. Some people love tequila and will defend it to death, some hate it and will actively avoid it, others don't drink alcohol at all.

    Medically, it's hard to deny the fact that certain components of Marijuana (specifically the ones that don't get you "high") really do have positive effects on a number of diseases and conditions.