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    [–] The ultimate tactition zombiemakemelol 2 points ago in futurama

    Kiff really is what does it for me honestly

    [–] The ultimate tactition zombiemakemelol 3 points ago in futurama

    Having Zap is amazing, but what really completes it is Kiff in the background sighing heavily at his fuckery.

    [–] The ultimate tactition zombiemakemelol 1 points ago in futurama

    Well that made my afternoon. Too bad r/politicalhumor doesn't have that kind of stuff.

    [–] Top Voting Machine Vendor Admits It Installed Remote-Access Software on Systems Sold to States zombiemakemelol 1 points ago in politics

    How did this Russian probe start? Russians releasing Hillary Clinton's emails. You have to admit, this is extremely similar to what the Chinese did.

    [–] Top Voting Machine Vendor Admits It Installed Remote-Access Software on Systems Sold to States zombiemakemelol 2 points ago in politics

    This. Want people to stop bitching about illegal immigrants voting in large numbers and saying they are influencing our elections? Get voter IDs, and even if they dont do anything, it at least puts people's fears to rest about things like that, even if they aren't happening.

    [–] Top Voting Machine Vendor Admits It Installed Remote-Access Software on Systems Sold to States zombiemakemelol 1 points ago in politics

    This is true. I still dont think someone should be forced to vote. If they care that little about the world, then maybe it's for the best that they dont get a say in how it is run.

    [–] Top Voting Machine Vendor Admits It Installed Remote-Access Software on Systems Sold to States zombiemakemelol 1 points ago * (lasted edited a day ago) in politics

    All these things except being mandatory with a nuisance fee. People should be able to sit out, that in itself is a vote. I am not against further incentives for people to vote though.

    Such as, instead when you vote you could be entered into a lottery where they can win money or a prize.

    [–] Top Voting Machine Vendor Admits It Installed Remote-Access Software on Systems Sold to States zombiemakemelol 9 points ago in politics

    I dont agree with a lot of people in this sub but this is a good comment.

    There should be voter IDs and they should be free, and election day needs to be a federal holiday.

    This would eliminate a lot of problems and potential problems such as working class having extra barriers to vote and election fraud

    [–] Top Voting Machine Vendor Admits It Installed Remote-Access Software on Systems Sold to States zombiemakemelol 3 points ago * (lasted edited a day ago) in politics

    So we will just have complete and utter chaos in our nation, on the suspicion that russia did more than leak incriminating evidence from DNC emails? Pretty sure that's exactly what Russia wants.

    At this point it's a wash. Trump is president. He made decisions in that time. You dont get to wave a magic wand and pretend the last 3 years didn't happen. We should be thinking about the security of future elections, not trying to make this thing a time machine and undo the last few years.

    [–] Do you know the laws in your state if/when Roe v Wade is overturned? zombiemakemelol 2 points ago in TwoXChromosomes

    It's not necessarily that, so much as conservatives think that the judiciary branch shouldn't be creating laws and that it's the job of the legislature.

    [–] What is something you've never done, that most people probably have? zombiemakemelol 1 points ago in AskReddit

    I have had both nostrils cauterized. Used to get severe nosebleeds often as a kid and young adult, it has helped considerably.

    [–] It makes sense zombiemakemelol 2 points ago in ImGoingToHellForThis

    And fucking camels.

    [–] Trump Says Environmental Regulations Tank The Economy. California Is Proving Him Wrong zombiemakemelol 1 points ago * (lasted edited 3 days ago) in politics

    God I hate when people bring up the surplus shit. Our state is still billions of dollars in debt, and we sure didn't have a surplus where they needed it in areas like education. I'm a teacher in San Diego, they were letting teachers go at the end of this year because of funding. Bigger class sizes, less teachers, not enough special ed aides, old schools that are falling apart.

    They literally warned me not to put posters up with anything other than push pins because they didn't want me using nails or screws since the walls had asbestos. Class sizes of over 35, one period half of them special ed with no special ed aide (which by law they are supposed to provide extra support when you have that many special ed students).

    Am I an expert on all things California? No. But I did live and work there and have more to go on then, "California had a surplus this year". California may have had a surplus this one year, but they are so bad at managing money it doesn't make much of a difference.

    [–] Trump Says Environmental Regulations Tank The Economy. California Is Proving Him Wrong zombiemakemelol 0 points ago in politics

    Until 3 weeks ago, I have lived in California my entire life. California is unsustainable on it's current path. The middle class is dead, only the wealthy can afford to buy, while a large lower class adds stress onto things like education and social programs.

    [–] Trump Says Environmental Regulations Tank The Economy. California Is Proving Him Wrong zombiemakemelol 2 points ago in politics

    The middle class is dead in California. The rich can afford to buy and the poor can barely afford to rent. Glad my wife and I just moved away, the housing market is unsustainable and cost of living is ridiculous

    [–] As the end of the night rolls around zombiemakemelol 4 points ago in AdviceAnimals

    Wife is gone for a few days, I get where you are coming from

    [–] To jump on a boat zombiemakemelol 1 points ago in therewasanattempt

    This is what I imagine everytime I see parkour shit happening

    [–] He sure made a friend... zombiemakemelol 3 points ago in AnimalsBeingBros

    I was going for more Charlie from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

    [–] He sure made a friend... zombiemakemelol 3 points ago in AnimalsBeingBros

    Bird looks under age, if you need someone well versed in bird law, I know a guy.

    [–] Math is his porn zombiemakemelol 2 points ago in iamverysmart

    This reminds me of something stupid:

    My friends and I would have LAN parties like every month in high school and every other weekend during the summer. 1 friend found out a random fact around this time, that at 10:42, on average, most people would masturbate. At around the same time, one of the guy's little brother started coming to the LAN parties more. Somewhere in there he was being a dumb ass and another friend told him to RTFM (read the fucking manual) in a game he was sucking at. Apparently he didn't know what RTFM ment and thought it meant Right Time For Masturbation.

    Well once we found out about his confusion we obviously politely corrected him, well maybe not too polightly. It's been about 10 years, and if one of us wants to game at night, we make sure to send a shout out saying "10:32, RTFM?" Which now just means, let's fuck around and play video games. Good times.

    [–] It’s not so sunny in Philadelphia. (New Season 13 Poster) zombiemakemelol 79 points ago in IASIP

    Right? Frank on adderall, doing the frat kid's taxes wrong to fuck them over for years to come. Amazing.

    [–] Speeding Arizona Congressman Claims 'Immunity' When Pulled Over; Brags to Cop He Goes Even Faster zombiemakemelol 1 points ago in nottheonion

    Immunity only makes sense to me for specific things anyway: a cop breaking the speed limit to follow a speeder, a diplomat going to a country that's embargoed in order to negotiate, that sort of thing.

    Giving immunity that covers huge areas just seems dumb. We should put those with power under more scrutiny, not less.