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    [–] 4 Girls 1 Rat zombiemakemelol 1 points ago in BetterEveryLoop

    I was hoping it would be a cup not a rat

    [–] Nice Guy Turned Me Into A "Test Subject" After I Turned Him Down zombiemakemelol 13 points ago in cringepics

    Definitely a little crossover with the r/iamverysmart crowd. I think they just have such fragile egos and know they aren't physically attractive so they have to tell themselves that they are extremely smart so that they have something to hold on to.

    [–] Another proof that cat is made of water. zombiemakemelol 35 points ago in gifs

    Cat in the wall? Ok, now you're talking my language.

    [–] Sean Hannity Isn’t A Journalist And Fox News Isn’t News zombiemakemelol 14 points ago in politics

    Did fox news leak debate questions to a preferred candidate? Oh wait, that was CNN.

    Can everyone just admit that media has bias? Yes, fox is clearly biased, as is Huffington Post and CNN.

    [–] Donald Drumpf took the election with Russian bots zombiemakemelol 2 points ago in dankmemes

    The article had a specific purpose, to show that extremists also exist on the left. It seems like you mostly have a problem with the term "alt", would it be better to say "extremist" or "violent" left? Since the term "alt" was applied to the right (self applied of course) people know what it means and have simply tried to use the same label to describe similar extremists on the left. Or do you think people like the woman in that article, ANTIFA, and PETA aren't the extreme element but the normal elements of the left?

    [–] Donald Drumpf took the election with Russian bots zombiemakemelol 2 points ago in dankmemes

    Made up term? It's a social construct. It exists now. Get over it.

    So you are just going to dismiss the linked article out of hand? Not even attempt to address it? Cool.

    [–] Donald Drumpf took the election with Russian bots zombiemakemelol 1 points ago in dankmemes

    You know all the gun protests in school right now? They aren't being organized by students. They are organized by a group called Women's March and being encouraged by school unions. I'm a brand new teacher and this shit is making me sick.

    If you REALLY want to see if kids give a fuck about protesting guns, have the protests after school or on a weekend. Guarantee you barely anyone shows up. A protest DURING school only works because you get a bunch of dumb fucks who want an excuse to ditch.

    [–] Donald Drumpf took the election with Russian bots zombiemakemelol 2 points ago in dankmemes

    Side stepping antifa and PETA for a sec, look at this fat sack of shit professor rejoicing Barbra Bush's death and wishing death on all the Bushes. Hate speech doesn't count if your a fat brown woman apparently.

    https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/grade-point/wp/2018/04/20/critics-want-a-tenured-professor-fired-for-calling-barbara-bush-an-amazing-racist-can-fresno-state-do-that/

    I'm a libertarian and a teacher, it blows my mind how many educators indoctrinate their students. This week I even got an email from my teachers union telling me to have students write letters to Congress and local government to change gun laws. A teachers union TELLING ME to TELL KIDS how to act politically. How fucked is that?

    Don't tell me alt left doesn't exist, it just cloaked itself better and doesn't get the negative press.

    [–] Donald Drumpf took the election with Russian bots zombiemakemelol 28 points ago in dankmemes

    Right? I keep getting comments removed for saying "fuck off" to comments to me shaming me for being 3rd party or centrist. Apparently personal attacks don't count if you're an obnoxious cunt who leans left.

    [–] Donald Drumpf took the election with Russian bots zombiemakemelol 26 points ago in dankmemes

    But... your'e on reddit. Aren't you subjected to American politics on like every sub, constantly?

    [–] Happy 4/20 zombiemakemelol 1 points ago in CringeAnarchy

    Oops. Damn autocorrect

    [–] Happy 4/20 zombiemakemelol 2 points ago * (lasted edited 2 days ago) in CringeAnarchy

    Joined the army and had to quit smoking weed and started drinking more instead. Has had a noticeable effect on my sex life. My wife smokes weed and is fine with drinking as long as my dick still works.

    [–] What did you think was common knowledge but honestly wasn't? zombiemakemelol 1 points ago in AskReddit

    That's still not as bad as using antibiotics in cows and chickens as a precautionary measure. I know India does it, not sure what other countries do.

    [–] Reddit at what moment in your life did you stop, chuckle, and think to yourself ‘I’m in danger’? zombiemakemelol 1 points ago in AskReddit

    I was 15 and doing my yearly backpacking trip in the Sierras with my dad. We had climbed Mt. Whitney several times over the years, usually backpacking from the back but also going up the face several times in a 1 day hike. My dad had heard of another route that we had never taken called, "The Mountaineers Route". We had just finished backpacking a 5 day trip from the back and we were well acclimated to the elevation and thought, "what the hell, let's try it."

    The trail starts the same as the 1 day trail up the face but has a turn off part way up the mountain. It was aggressively steep. We thought it was fun, not too bad, so we kept going. Aggressively steep hiking became somewhat climbing and crawling over boulders. The "trail" got steeper, the rocks bigger and looser. We kept knocking loose large boulders as we climbed, one about as big as a VW Bug we were standing on was wobbly and we quickly got off in fear it would fall.

    At that point my dad and I were discussing whether or not to turn back. We decided that we had gone far enough into this stupidly dangerous part, that to turn back now might be even more dangerous. We pressed on and thankfully reached the crest of the ridge we were hiking up to about 20 minutes later, it was close but we just couldn't see it because of how steep it was. From there the trail tied back into a familiar trail and we were fine.

    We still talk about it and how terrifying it was. Yes you have full climbing gear with rigging and ropes, you really shouldn't be on that trail.

    [–] Choices zombiemakemelol 1 points ago in dankmemes

    To be fair, the US has NATO and SEATO while everyone hates North Korea and Russia. China doesn't have a lot of friends but there's a fuckton of them.

    [–] Sharia-free zone! zombiemakemelol 1 points ago in ImGoingToHellForThis

    I just hate religion in general. One invisible sky man says you can't eat pork, another invisible sky man says sodomy is a sin.

    Then here I am eating bacon when I want and butt fucking my wife when she isn't to sore from the last time.

    [–] Reddit, what is a really inappropriate question you’ve always wanted to ask? zombiemakemelol 7 points ago * (lasted edited 3 days ago) in AskReddit

    Depending on if you pull out all the way as your fucking, it can get very farty. You can sorta feel it if it was an intense fart, otherwise it's just air escaping as you fuck.

    I'm super into it.

    [–] __________ zombiemakemelol 3 points ago in IASIP

    She's just raising her hand because you guys are

    [–] So you say you're a conservative? zombiemakemelol 1 points ago in PoliticalHumor

    Did you remove the other comment, the one that was a direct personal attack at me?