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    [–] 15/M/Student zombychicken 3 points ago in EDC

    Just to repeat what another commenter said, carrying a knife in school in New York is illegal and will get you expelled if caught. A friend of mine got expelled because her mom packed a knife in her lunch to cut her apple with.

    [–] The ideal way to study for midterms. zombychicken 10 points ago in uofm

    At first I thought he was snorting the pizza through the white tube and was very confused.

    [–] If you go deaf at age 10 or something, is your prepubescant voice the voice you think with for the rest of your life? zombychicken 1 points ago in Showerthoughts

    The worst is replying to short little things. When I came home from France, I spent a solid couple days responding instinctively with "Oui" or "Ouais" instead of "yes" and "yeah".

    [–] me irl zombychicken 2 points ago in me_irl

    haha yes

    [–] ...because slavery zombychicken 2 points ago in BlackPeopleTwitter

    One thing you can do is use a different birthday or some sort of identifying information so that if something does happen in the future, you can reasonably deny it's your DNA.

    [–] This space-saving stair zombychicken 1 points ago in mildlyinteresting

    Doubling down on a common got balls kid.

    [–] Jeopardy Online Test Recap zombychicken 1 points ago in Jeopardy

    Wikipedia says it's generally around 35.

    [–] Catalonia Referendum Megathread - III - The Hangover zombychicken 5 points ago in europe

    What are the odds this is resolved peacefully? Will any other countries step in to support Catalonia?

    [–] Donald Trump heckled with 'you don't give a sh*t about Puerto Rico' as he dedicates golf trophy to victims zombychicken 278 points ago in politics

    He was at the head of the birther movement, claiming that Obama wasn't born in America, when he was, in fact, born in Hawaii.

    [–] shitty sunday zombychicken 24 points ago in Frat

    Found a dude stumbling drunk around outside our house at 2am. Tried to do the good thing and call him an uber but he forgot his address. Ended up calling him an ambulance. He was trying to teach us kung fu while we were waiting for EMS when he mentioned he just got divorced, poor guy. Hope you made it home safe kung fu guy.

    [–] Post Game Thread: Cincinnati Bengals at Cleveland Browns zombychicken 12 points ago in nfl

    At what point is it ok to stop being a Browns fan? How far is too far? The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting a different result, and I feel like the Browns are making me insane. I've lived in Ohio all my life, but I just can't take this anymore. I feel like I have to get out of this abusive relationship with them and never look back.

    [–] What are we NOT in the golden age of? zombychicken 12 points ago in AskReddit


    [–] It's official...we're not alone. zombychicken 10 points ago in Tinder

    Well...does she like garlic bread?

    [–] Just a suggestion. zombychicken 1 points ago in PUBATTLEGROUNDS

    You technically die from the boat hitting you. Vehicle impacts display as fall damage, even from cars.

    [–] Software Engineers of Reddit, what's the most useless/stupid program you made and what did it do? zombychicken 2 points ago in AskReddit

    A friend of mine got paid $1000 by Amazon to make an Alexa skill called fruit facts. He literally just hard coded in like 50 facts about fruit and got a grand for it. He spend like two hours total.

    [–] A napkin is about to get me laid zombychicken 17 points ago in Tinder

    But...why didn't you take her to Pancheros? It's the least you can do since it was their napkin that got you laid.

    [–] There's a lady that I think is illegally charging money for parking in a lot that she doesn't own. What's the best way to verify whether she's legit or not? zombychicken 1 points ago in NoStupidQuestions

    -It is a parking lot inside a major city

    -I do not believe there is signage indicating a company. There is however, a sign that says it is private property, but the area of the lot that is actually private is unclear, as the lot is quite large. However, this is downtown surrounded by buildings and streets. Many people park here when they are at bars or events.

    -There is not way to pay if the woman is not there.

    -As far as I know, she only takes cash.

    -There is no signage saying not to pay anyone.

    She is usually only there on weekends and during sports games.